D Cup Review

D Cup: Classic Big Tit Porn

Sure, a handful is nice, but with a D Cup, you can get both hands around those lovely big mounds of flesh and stick your face between them and lick them and get lost in them and... Sorry, I got carried away. If you're a fan of busty pornstars from the '90s and '00s, this collection will get you pretty worked up, too.

If you've been around as long as I have, D Cup may seem like a familiar name. When I was starting college I worked in a convenience store and it was the title of a men's magazine they kept behind the counter. I bet some of my customers would have loved to have access to it without having to ask me to sell it to them. Admittedly, not only did the site not exist back then but also the internet wasn't even a thing yet.

What Am I Getting?

While the site hardly delivers the most massive collection of big tits porn I've ever seen, you're getting a decent amount for your buck. Currently, they offer 602 videos and 1209 photo galleries. Members also get access to the other Swank Pass network sites, including Swank Mag, Just 18, Velvet Mag, Gent Online, and Genesis Magazine.

As you may have guessed from those sitenames, the bonuses can also trace their roots back to print magazines. While many were popular for a few decades when their parent company, Magna Publishing Group (founded in 1975), was bought by 1-800-PHONESEX in December 2015, publications ceased. So I don't think any exist anywhere but online (other than vintage copies sold and traded by avid porn collectors). Still, for nostalgia's sake, you can check out digitized versions of back issues with your membership.

Speaking of which, once your membership passes the 5-day mark, you can also check out some video feeds. I'll admit that I was skeptical they'd be in working order. I had wrongly assumed tube sites had made their streaming content obsolete. But even if the ones I checked out functioned well enough, the quality was HD at best and many were blurry vintage porn videos.

What Works?

As you might expect from a collection containing a lot of classic porn, the quality varies significantly. However, over 200 of the videos stream and download in 1080p. Other resolutions are also available. Many of the photo sets contain high-res images in Zip files and slideshows.

The collection features a lot of hardcore action, including interracial and group sex, and you'll also encounter busty masturbation sessions and lesbian hookups. The category filters, tags (you can also suggest your own), and advanced search can help you out. Favorites and feedback options let you track and talk about what you like (or don't like, for that matter).

You've also got a model index that has sorting options similar to the ones found in the video and photo sections. They've done a decent job when it comes to creating profiles for the women. After checking out multiple pages, it looks like they're consistently providing stats and bios, and you can rate the performers.

Their support page makes it easy to cancel your membership by filling out an online form. The page provides an FAQ and contact options, too, including an email, a toll-free number for North American customers, and a live chat. Of course, if you run into any issues, you can also contact our Rabbit's team for help.

What Doesn't Work?

I already mentioned that variable video quality is standard with classic porn sites like this one, but that may be of little consolation when you consider that most of the videos are in SD. Some are missing an option to stream them, and there's a download limit of 10 videos or clips per day. Dozens of older scenes are only available in a series of clips, so saving those can have you exceeding your daily allowance fast.

You cannot right-click and "save as" when downloading a video. Instead, you have to click a download link and read a warning message about how many daily downloads remain. You then have to confirm that you want to download the file. It will then save to your download folder without giving you the option to choose another location or change the filename.

Although the collection has grown by over 100 videos and photo sets since our last visit, it seems unlikely they're adding new content weekly, as the dates would indicate. After all, if they were keeping to that schedule, there would be a lot more to see at this point. Considering they provide classic porn scenes featuring pornstars who retired years ago, the site has always had limited potential for growth.

And while they have a mobile -responsive design, I cannot describe it as mobile-friendly. In fact, it seems downright unfriendly on my phone because none of the videos stream or download. I get an error whichever option I click. Even exploring the photo galleries, I encountered nothing but broken links and blank pages.

There's quite a bit of advertising, although some of it is subtle. For example, some of the models, like Angel Dark, have links on their profiles stating that you can direct them in a porn movie. If that sounds too good to be true, it is, even if it's not entirely misleading. It turns out that it's an upsell for Life Selector, a choose-your-own-adventure porn site. It's just one example of the upsells you'll find in the members' area.

Do I Recommend It?

If you want to take a trip down mammary lane, D Cup will be right up your alley. It features 100s of classic scenes and photo spreads with top busty pornstars of the past. Given that the content is usually more than five years old, the quality varies greatly. The daily download limit isn't great, either, and some of the older updates require downloading multiple clips, so take that into consideration. Your journey back in time includes some challenges, but it could be worth it, especially with our low D Cup discount.