They Drunk Review
SCORE
N/ALike:
- some high-def movies
- exclusive content
- bonus sites
Don't Like:
- no English subtitles
- no longer updating
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Normally, the reason to get a chick drunk is to remove her inhibitions and, following that, her clothes. However, any babe who decides to go in front of the camera on a porn site has already decided that the clothes are coming off. So why get her drunk, you ask? Just check out They Drunk and you'll understand why.
There's something fun about watching a gal get drunk and do stuff with a lot less coordination than if she was sober. And just in case you think they're faking it, I can tell you that they aren't. These partiers are drunk! And if they aren't, well, they're the best actors I've ever seen! Either way, TheyDrunk looks very real and is believable. The site is based out of Russia, so if you speak Russian you'll probably have fun understanding what they're saying, but it isn't necessary to enjoy the content.
There's a nice mix of hardcore blowjob and sex scenes, but plenty of solo material and some lesbian action too. The scenes usually start at a point where the participants have already been drinking for a while, but the ones I saw did spend a good amount of time on the drunkenness before any nudity or sex.
The 232 movies can be streamed in an embedded player and downloaded as MP4s. The newer flicks are brought to you in HD. The photo section gives you lots of vids caps as well as 23 sets of photos, which is the same amount as our last visit. The images are high-res, but there aren't any Zip files. You can view them in a slideshow, though.
It doesn't seem as though the website is updating its content these days and that's really unfortunate, although they did update the design a bit and it's more streamlined. At least members get access to 11 other hardcore and fetish sites , including Private Porn Video, On Moms, Rus Teen Sex and Virgin Paradise.
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They Drunk Score & Stats
- 232+ Movies (avg: 15 mins)
- 23+ Pic Sets (100 pics-per-set)
- HD Porn
- Streaming
- No Download Limits
- High Res Photos
- No 4K Videos
- No Photo Zip Sets
Score Breakdown
| Image Quality | N/A |
| Usability | 4/10 |
| Updates | N/A |
| Content Amount | N/A |
| Value | N/A |
| Exclusivity | N/A |
| Download / Streaming | N/A |
| Features | N/A |
| Bonus Material | N/A |
| Rabbit Score | N/A |
They Drunk Video Quality
| MP4 | 1280x720; 4064K |
| MP4 | 640x360; 573K; Streaming |
User Comments
By silver on Sep 3, 2014
I made the entry of a month and I spent € 27, a waste of money; apart from the unfinished video and many poor quality, so many women are fat and (few and are repeated in the video); they spend the few upgrades such as new video, instead there are many repetitions; There are only a few videos that really deserve; Be careful and stay away from this site, really bad; do not waste your money like I did. P.S. of the bonus sites I do not care anything, because if I make a pass on a certain topic, it is useless to make me see what I do not care; however, even the bonus sites are repetitions and with little interesting.
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By Mr. Pete on May 4, 2011
By current U.S. standards, this site is a joke, but maybe it's not bad for a Russian porn site. I subscribed for a full month, and there's content that I liked. The girls really are drunk, and I especially liked the lesbian section. That said, there's no reason to subscribe for more than a month. Some of the movies are broken down into pathetically small clips (like 5 MB... come on!). There's also not that much content available, although there are bonus sites. Overall, it's a poor imitation of a real porn site.
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