Chris Parker

My Take: I love the work we do here. Users can expect in-depth and trustworthy analyses of just about every kind of porn site you can imagine. I think we're doing the porn-viewing public a great service by pointing them toward websites that they can feel good about joining. I've been reviewing sites for a while now and it's still pretty surreal to me sometimes. I've learned that I probably won't ever get tired of seeing chicks dressed in schoolgirl uniforms and that a woman can indeed fit her entire foot inside a man's ass. At the end of the day, though, I'm being paid to look at porn. I'd probably be doing the same thing at home for free if I wasn't working here, so I think I've got a pretty sweet job.

When's your birthday?
December 4, 1982

What's your hometown?
Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Favorite books?
I don't really have a favorite book, but I do have a ton of comics that I absolutely adore. In fact, my comic collection is so large that it's a wonder I get laid at all.

Favorite movies?
I like a whole lot of movies, but some of my favorites include Battle Royale, The Dark Night, Dawn of the Dead (1978), the Evil Dead flicks, Kill Bill, Spider Man 2 and X Men 2.

Fave TV Shows?
I watch hockey on TV and that's about it.

Fave sexual positions?
It depends on my mood, though I often like to mix things up during sex.

Fave porn niche?
I'm a fan of the teen niche and I've got a big thing for schoolgirl uniforms.

Favorite music?
I'm a big fan of alternative and indie rock. You'll often catch me listening to stuff like Sufjan Stevens, Death Cab For Cutie, Fountains of Wayne, The Eels, Nada Surf and (old) Weezer.

Favorite drink?
I'm pretty fond of orange juice, chocolate milk and beer.