[dropcap size=small]F[/dropcap]inally, a sex toy that I can wear around my neck. Well, I’ve actually been doing that for years, but I can’t keep getting fired, I mean, these dildos don’t buy themselves. Besides, my neck is getting a bit sore – hey, the bigger, the better, right? Now, I can just purchase the Crave from Vesper. It’s a slim vibrator that is attached to a chain around your neck. Voila! Sex toy necklace! Just pluck it from around your neck and go to town. My co-worker just told me about this story, so I checked out the site and immediately placed an order. Apparently this thing is whisper quiet, so the chick in the next stall won’t even have a clue what’s going on right next to her. Well, that’s if you’re not a moaner. For the very low price of about $50 bucks you can be sporting your quite elegant sex toy at your next business meeting. Well, dang, y’all. Not only is it slim and looks like it could go from the boardroom to the bar no problem, it comes in three colors (silver, rose gold and gold-plated). There are three speeds, too! Man, thank you Crave. If I can get my email on my wristwatch, it’s about time that my vibrator was discreet enough to wear around my neck.
Vibrating undies aren’t anything new, but they’re a goodie. Of course walking around with soggy bloomers isn’t exactly the funnest of moments, let me tell you. OhMiBod isn’t interested in clunky remotes for these things, so they’ve produced an insert for panties that works off their BlueMotion smartphone app. It’s controlled by Bluetooth and has a whole slew of very interesting features.
Speaking of vibrating underwear, I just don’t think the twins should be left out. I mean, c’mon, boobs do qualify as erogenous zones (hint, hint to my ex!) Turns out there’s a vibrating bra. Well, actually, they are inserts that vibrate so your plain old Wonderbra becomes a wonderzone for your nips. Wear that with your new Crave necklace and you’ll always be the most popular at the party. These slim inserts come from the minds of the peeps at PanGao. They seem to be meant for some kind of breast enhancement, making them sit higher and feel firmer, blah, blah, blah…. Wanna see them in action? Watch Jennifer Aniston feel the good vibrations (see video below) when Ellen DeGeneres makes her try ’em out.
The ones I’ve mentioned so far you could get away with in public. No problem. The last one, however, might get you a few stares. TheGlov is the brainchild of Steve Scrase that supposedly guarantees a female squirting orgasm. Picture a pink rubber motorcycle glove with a dildo attached to the first set of knuckles. Basically, instead of using the whole hand to “self-love” as they call it, you’re only using about three fingers to mimic the movement with the help of this glove. And the less effort you have to use to hit the pleasure button, is A-OK with me. And it comes in my favorite color.
There you have it! Three new toys to try out. And when you do try ’em, please hit me up with some reviews since I’m ALWAYS in the market for new fun-time implements (wait…is that an overshare?). Better yet, know more than me about new sex toys on the market? Sure you do! Drop a comment below and help a sister out.
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