Mike Iker

I like to think I’m the perfect Friend: I have Joey’s dullness, Ross’ neuroticism, Phoebe’s dismissiveness, Rachael’s narcissism, and Monica’s need for complete control. In my free time you’ll find me judging people for their interests, complaining about nice things, and correcting factual inaccuracies. I choose to ponder the biggest questions in the universe, like why are we here? What’s the meaning of life? And how come nobody’s willing to listen to me blather on about space, time, and my personal beliefs on hot-button political issues?