Seumas MacDonald

Seumas MacDonald is a Porn Reviewer with over 8 reviews and an average score of 74.75. Seumas is passionate about adult entertainment and enjoys helping readers by providing straightforward, no-nonsense reviews. He believes in keeping things simple, and asks, "What's not to like about porn?" His favorite sites are Reality Kings, Team Skeet, and Naughty America. Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Seumas was born on August 23rd. His favorite quote is, “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process, he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.” - Nietzsche. He enjoys vintage, hijab, and PAWG porn niches, and lists "The Elevator" as his favorite sexual position. His eclectic tastes range from books like Juliet, Justine, 1984, Animal Farm, and Darkness At Noon to movies like Harold and Maude, Jesus Christ Superstar, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. He's a fan of The Simpsons and enjoys music from Cat Stevens, Adore Delano, Alvvays, and Black Sabbath. His drink of choice is milk.