A CUM GUIDE: TOP RATED RULES FOR MONEY SHOTS

We here at the Hareald and the folks over at Sex.com know that porn is fantasy that’s for sure. But that doesn’t mean that everything you see in porn movies can’t happen in real life. No, I am not telling all you pizza delivery guys that on your next shift you are going to deliver a pizza to a really hot chick who offers to pay for the ‘zza by sucking your dick. That, I’m sorry to say, is never going to happen.

However, getting to bust your load on a chick’s face or body after you fuck her, well, that is a much more likely scenario. And for just such an event, the Sex.com people have come up with their 10 Cumshot Rules to Live By.

From #1, “Don’t rush the cleanup” to #10, “If she wants to squirt in your face… Let her” they have put together a list that could be very helpful in both getting your girl to go for a cumshot as well as getting the most out of the experience when you do it.

I think my favorite is rule #2, “Be honest. Don’t be that guy that convinces his girlfriend to let him give her a cumshot because you told her it would be good for her complexion.” I think we’ve all tried that one, haven’t we guys?

Check out the seven other rules!

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