I don’t like to go camping, it just isn’t my thing. It comes down to one issue really – I need a real bathroom with running water and a proper toilet. But, of course, porn makes everything hotter, so with a wave of its magic wand (which probably looks like a big dick) camping goes hardcore. “Roughing it” transforms into rough sex! Suddenly I want to fill a backpack and head to the closest campground. You will too once you check out my three fave camping sex scenes.
1. “Pitching a Tent”
This Brazzers Network scene has a terrific title even though you won’t see the performers actually put up a tent – though it will probably inspire you to erect one of your own. Gorgeous pornstar Dillion Harper is on a camping trip with her boyfriend and his buddy, Danny Mountain. The poor girl is finding the whole experience incredibly boring so while the guys are out collecting firewood, she decides to pass the time masturbating. It’s then that this already erotic camping experience takes a hardcore turn.
The boys come back with wood, but while Danny stays behind to build a fire, Dillion’s BF goes back out for a hike. Danny hears Dillion moaning and pokes his head in her tent. She convinces him to join her and as soon she’s riding Danny’s Magic Mountain, the boyfriend returns searching for his water bottle. The poor guy doesn’t suspect a thing as she peeks out the sex tent’s flap. He even licks one of her inverted nipples before she hands him the water and zips up the flap. Does he ever catch them? I’m not going to spoil the ending!
2. “The Camping Trip”
It’s a Fucking Awesome scene, both literally and figuratively, featuring the adorable Cleo Vixen. I appreciate that it opens with a montage of Cleo and her boyfriend hiking outdoors. You see them take a selfie together and at one point the BF gives her a piggyback ride, which seems appropriate given her hair is loosely pulled back into a messy pigtail! They eventually end up back at camp and she decides to give him an outdoor lingerie fashion show, prancing around in her white lacy bra and panties.
After he takes her bra off, he fondles her tiny breasts. Panty-clad Cleo doesn’t wait long before she starts to blow him. Soon her man gets hungry for her pussy, so he pulls her panties aside and they 69. He’s a pro at eating her out, sticking a finger in her bum while licking her clit. Once the foreplay has them both wet and horny as fuck, they’re ready for some full-on sleeping bag sex. They go through a few positions, including doggy style with him gripping her pigtail while he thrusts. But the real question is, where does he cum? Watch to find out!
3. “Karma’s First Camping Fuck Trip”
Maybe it’s all those tattoos and piercings, but Karma Rx screams “city girl” to me so I can believe that this Bangbros Network camping hookup is her first. This scene really makes you feel like you’re getting to spend an entire day with this hottie. You even get to go on a ridealong in the pickup truck they drive to the location. It’s a bumpy ride on a gravel road, so her boobs really jiggle in her tight white tank top. She also flashes her tits outdoors on the way to the campsite.
Then the scene cuts and she’s pulling her top off as she enters the tent and it’s time for a daytime POV blowjob. But she just sucks the guy off a bit leaving him with blue balls. Then they go kayaking followed by outdoor oral sex. Once again, no cumshot and the camera cuts, it’s night and Karma Rx is toasting marshmallows. Finally, with the anticipation building, you get to witness a hardcore tent hookup. So does her camp buddy finally shoot his load? Sorry, I can be a cocktease, too. You’ll need to check it out for yourself!
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I could give you more examples because they do exist on Brazzers and Bangbros. But those three videos are my favorites plus now I’m busy gathering supplies and booking my next trip. To be fair, I’m still not convinced I want to rough it even with the promise of a tent shag. But I keep hearing good things about this thing they call “glamping” and I feel like it might be even more of a panty dropper than the less glamorous kind.
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