I overheard a hipster say Black Friday got its name from all the insane stampedes of shoppers that have caused injury and worse. Such anti-retail rhetoric seemed rich considering he ordered a $17 glass of bubble-free artisanal tap water. Especially when he whipped out his own vintage crazy straw to sip it through and told his date that it was a real steal at just $35 on Etsy. And she did seem impressed with how it had been “unicornized” with what he called “hand embellishments” of rainbow glitter. Oddly, he didn’t choke on the irony. Otherwise, many folks think the term comes from stores going from “in the red” (not quite breaking even) to “in the black” (finally making bank from such a profitable day of sales). Still, if you want to be better safe than sorry, you can avoid any shopping madness by checking out Rabbit’s Black Friday deals from the secure comfort of home or office.
Mega-Sites Always Mean Mega-Deals
Sure, you might need to shift some papers around on your desk or shoo the cat away from your keyboard, but no one should be harmed in the process and most importantly you won’t be feeling stressed as you can just sit back, relax and browse our site for some serious savings. And in the interests of not stressing myself out over this blog, I decided to do as I have been told many a time and follow the KISS rule: Keep It Simple Stupid. So, with it in mind, I decided to start off looking through one of our categories, which I feel always exemplifies good value for your money, the mega site category. After all, it’s packed with deals all year round as it is, so this special occasion can spell even bigger savings.
Bigger Is Better, But Bargains Are Best
So, I’m going to start with some of the biggest and best known networks that we’ve got on offer during our Black Friday sale. For example, you’ve got some of the biggies on tap Brazzers Network, DDF Network and Reality Kings, all of which bring you a ton of hot high-quality content. And you can join each of these sites and pay only $9.99 for the first 30 days. So really for the kind of money that you’d normally pay for just one standard priced site, you could join all three of these networks at once – just keep in mind that each rebills at a standard $29.99.
Something for Everyone
I’ve got some mega-sites that don’t really fit into one niche, but I think you’ll appreciate their diversity. I always enjoy reality porn is right up my alley and you can join Sexy Hub for $9.99/30 days recurring at $29.99. Or, if you think kinky is hot, joining Puffy Network for $9.95 (rebills at $29.95) might just be your cup of pee, because it gives you access to Wet And Pissy. Of course, you’ve also got hot sites that seem to be everybody’s favorites, like Karups with its mix of amateurs of various ages and mature action for $17.95 the first month and recurring at $19.95. Not to mention, Nubiles Porn at $14.95 for the first 30 days followed by $29.99 afterward.
Old World Charm (and Sex Appeal)
So I was trying to think of some sort of unique tie-in that I could make with this particular holiday and so I thought to those Pilgrims arriving on American shores in November 1620. I bet although they were probably initially glad to see dry land, they also had some second thoughts about what they’d gotten themselves into. I’m sure some were immediately struck with homesickness (even if clearly there’s plenty of reason to be thankful to live in the U.S.A. today). So, I decided to highlight some mega-sites from the Old World with the tons of mostly European porn showcased on PornDoe Premium and Stiffia Premium, not to mention, 21 Sextury offered at a recurring rate of just $14.95 a month.
Going, Going Friday to Monday – Tuesday They’ll Be Gone
Even though, these are our “Black Friday” deals, you may have noticed that some of these offers started yesterday. Plenty of others, though, just started today, but either way you should check out all the specials we’ve scored on Black Friday Porn Deals page. And the main thing to remember is that although there may be some that last into part of Tuesday, if you want to be sure not to miss whatever offer floats your boat the most, you should make sure to sign up by the end of Monday – the final day of availability for most of the deals. So before I say, “Ready, set – save!” I almost forgot to first wish our American readers, “Happy Thanksgiving!” And I guess that considering we’ve got deals for all our readers everywhere – we’ve all got lots to be thankful for.
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