Horny Birds Review
SCORE
N/ALike:
- mostly great-quality videos
- bonus network
- streaming and download options
Don't Like:
- no longer updating
- very little content
- vid caps mixed into photo sets
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When I was told that I was going to be reviewing a site called Horny Birds, I thought it was a kinky parody of the popular game meant for your smartphones. Then I checked out the site and saw just how wrong I actually was.
The site isn't related to the game in the least, besides both ending in "-y birds." Instead, the HornyBirds are the chicks and stars of the site, who are all supposedly everyday people like you and me who submitted their own vids and pics of wild bachelorette parties, raunchy weekend getaways and birthday bashes that got way out of control.
I say "supposedly," because the scenes are significantly better filmed than what you would normally expect from a homemade movie. Plus, no matter how many women there are or what their ages and body types are, it always seems to be the ones who could easily become pornstars who do the most flashing and all of the sucking and fucking.
The site used to advertise $20,000 in exchange for a video that's at least 20 minutes long and so we had a theory going for a while that the reason there were only 16 videos was they had really high standards when it came to dishing out the dough. Nowadays though, I don't see any mention of paying big bucks for user-submitted footage.
At any rate, whether you choose to stream or download the flicks you can count on great-playback for all but two of them. They average 90 minutes, but some run for as long as three hours. The photo galleries are also gigantic, but keep in mind that while it looks like you're averaging 720 pics per set, the truth is that they're mostly vid caps. The actual photos aren't huge and don't look much better than the vid caps.
We haven't gotten any new content since August 2012, but the site has been completely redesigned and has a more streamlined look compared to its former dated layout. They also added some new features. You can save your favorites, post comments and you'll find tags labeling the scenes.
A membership includes the other GF Leaks network sites, so you can check out ethnically themed ones, like Black GFs and Crazy Asian GFs, or if you want another site that has some hot group action, although not really along the same vein as these scenes, you can check out Dare Dorm.
With lengthy and entertaining videos, most of which are in HD no less, Horny Birds has content that every amateur party site should aspire to provide you with in your goody bag (pack it with shag instead of swag) at the end of a wild night. However, there's nowhere near enough material to merit joining.
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Horny Birds Score & Stats
- 16+ Movies (avg: 90 mins)
- 16+ Pic Sets (144 pics-per-set)
- Streaming
- No HD Porn
- No 4K Videos
- DL Limit: Daily (10GB and up to 15 "big" movies)
- No Photo Zip Sets
- No High Res Photos
Score Breakdown
| Image Quality | N/A |
| Usability | 9/10 |
| Updates | N/A |
| Content Amount | N/A |
| Value | N/A |
| Exclusivity | N/A |
| Download / Streaming | N/A |
| Features | N/A |
| Bonus Material | N/A |
| Rabbit Score | N/A |
Horny Birds Video Quality
| MP4 | 1024x576; 2875K |
| MP4 | 1024x576; 2875K; Streaming |
User Comments
By dashhart on Feb 28, 2015
Just another fake ass (supposed to be real) website that isn't even close to what a real person recording would record. (example, bride to be walks into room, show her for 2 seconds then pan to and zoom in on someone on the other side of the room, totally leaving the surprised look and reaction of bride to be). Then the camera person has to constantly move and shake like they are having a seizure (probably their way of making you think it is amateur). I dont know, we have recorded and seen 100's of REAL amateur videos and none even come close to this garbage. Instead of having another porn videographer with no clue what to do with a camera; grab a cell phone and stick it it a corner, it will do a better job. Please stop trying so hard to make it porn (and shitty porn at that), and at least make it look original and authentic. This goes for all the other bullshit amateur sites too (dancingbear, hazeher, daredorm, etc)
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By John on May 5, 2012
Same deal as Dancing Bear, except there is much less content. Only fourteen episodes at the moment. Some of the episodes are variations on the usual theme of bachelorette parties, and are quite lengthy. The trailers suggest that they are not worth the time to view. Of the episodes I did view, I did enjoy them - up to a point. But as I said, not enought episodes to view. Dancing Bear, which is produced by the same crowd, is better value for your money.
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