Alt Porn Sucks Review
SCORE
N/ALike:
- great-quality videos
- bonus sites
- full-length downloads
Don't Like:
- no updates for months
- minimal content
- no zipped photo sets
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Alt Porn Sucks is a website that aims to prove that porn with a plot doesn't have to suck. It achieves its goal, but at the same time, the site lives up to its name because it leaves a lot to be desired.
AltPornSucks is a very small and that's really its only problem. There are a mere 10 videos, but about half of them are scenes that make up a longer film called "Not Another Porn Movie." The flick was written and directed by Joanna Angel and it showcases a nice mix of lesbian and guy-on-gal hardcore action.
Each scene is downloadable and you have the choice between saving them in parts or full length. The formats are Windows Media and QuickTime and both offer great-quality playback. These videos have pretty good running lengths and actually feature some decent acting, so they're worth watching. Unfortunately, they haven't added content in eight months.
In addition to the movies , there are 10 set of pictures. There's one for each flick and the action you'll see in the pics is very similar to what you'll see in the corresponding vids. The pictures look good, but the sets can't be saved as Zip files.
The videos and photos might keep you busy for a few hours, but beyond that, there's a good chance that you'll need something else to occupy your time. Well, a membership includes access to a forum, a store and seven other site,s including Big Boobs Are Cool, Burning Angel and Heavy Metal Pussy Party. Some of the websites are pretty small too, but at least one is significantly larger.
Even though its membership fee is reasonably priced, Alt Porn Sucks just doesn’t offer enough content of its own to make a membership seem worthwhile. Now if you're interested in what the bonus sites have to offer as well, then signing up seems much more appealing.
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Alt Porn Sucks Score & Stats
- No Download Limits
- 10+ Movies (avg: 29 mins)
- 10+ Pic Sets (57 pics-per-set)
- No HD Porn
- No 4K Videos
- No Streaming
- No Photo Zip Sets
- No High Res Photos
Score Breakdown
| Image Quality | N/A |
| Usability | N/A |
| Updates | N/A |
| Content Amount | N/A |
| Value | N/A |
| Exclusivity | N/A |
| Download / Streaming | N/A |
| Features | N/A |
| Bonus Material | N/A |
| Rabbit Score | N/A |
Alt Porn Sucks Video Quality
| MOV | 638x480; 1690K |
| Windows | 632x476; 1627K |