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Ass Quakes Review


Ass Quakes Porn Review

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  • great-quality videos
  • bonus sites

Don't Like:

  • no picture content
  • minimal amount of content

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Mountainous mounds of ass flesh are shaken sexily until the 'fault line' in their massive, round butts causes Ass Quakes. It's a full-on 7.0 on the Richter scale as these sexy bitches show you exactly what they're going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside their trunk.

 

The luscious lovelies of AssQuakes represent in the fashion of the truly gifted ass shaker. These are some seriously round asses that, if shaken too vigorously, could cause the destruction of several large cities at once. They're perfectly round, they're dark chocolate brown and these horny, ghettolicious sluts are definitely down and ready to pound.

Well, they're mostly brown. There is one hot Latina slut with a phat onion booty that takes a nice, soapy shower and then gets slammed by a hung black dude. My favorite had to be a BBBW (Big Beautiful Black Woman) called Thundercat that has more ass than McDonald's has shakes. Speaking of shakes, just watching this chick's ass bounce up and down on her man's big, black cock sent shock waves that I felt all the way to my computer. I damn near fell out of my chair.

There's not a great deal of content yet at this site. So far, they have only added nine episodes of phat ass gals getting boned. The quality is very good and all can be downloaded in Windows Media format. There is also an option to view the videos in an embedded player in your browser window. Each of the episodes is divided up into 10 clips. I was a little bit disappointed that I did not find any full-length files. There aren't any pictures on the website, nor are there vid caps or the like.

Even though there's not yet much content, their update schedule features weekly updates to the content, so it shouldn't be that much longer before this site starts to look a little meatier. In the meantime, there are six bonus sites that you can enjoy. For example, you can check out Phat Booty Bang and Phat Black Boobs to quench a little more of your thirst for ebony ass.

While still in the early phases of the game, this site should quickly become a real contender in the big ass arena. While you wait for it to grow, you've got plenty of bonuses to keep you occupied, so if you don't sign up for Ass Quakes, you should give your head a shake.

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Ass Quakes Score & Stats

Ass Quakes Stats Scores
  • 16+ Movies (avg: 20 mins)
  • Streaming
  • No Download Limits
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Photo Zip Sets
  • No High Res Photos

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
UsabilityN/A
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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Ass Quakes Video Quality

Windows

720x4801372K; Streaming

Published: May 31, 2008

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