Assume The Position Studios Review

Suffice it to say, I can find no accurate origin for the phrase, making its notoriety a complete mystery to me. However, I do know how Assume The Position defines it: "Always HARD, always on the BARE." This phrase greets you on the tour, and the content inside mostly lives up to the claim.

What Do You Get With Assume The Position Studios?

Your membership includes 815 movies . You can expect an update every Tuesday and Friday. Once a month, they also add another short video, usually 4-6 minutes in length. It often highlights a particularly vigorous spanking session.

Here you'll see lots of deep-red asses, fast-paced punishments, and blistering or whipping videos. The spanking implements include all the standard fare like paddles, straps, wooden spoons, and, of course, bare hands. Most of the content is bare-bottomed spanking. You may see underwear around the thighs or in the crack , but it doesn't stop skin-to-skin contact. In a few videos, the girls wear yoga pants or tight jeans. 

Christy Cutie and Casey Calvert are mentioned on the tour and feature heavily in the videos. Most of the girls are white, but not all of them. Ivy Sherwood is a Black performer with over 10 videos. I saw both male and female spankers, but the males were more prominent.

In one of the videos, an older woman, Dana Specht, pulls two younger girls into a room by their pigtails. She forces them on a bed and starts interrogating them. They meekly confess that they lied about their whereabouts and were actually attending a spanking convention. Dana is both furious and confused. Not wanting to lose control of the situation, she proceeds to grant the girls' wishes, vigorously spanking each of them OTK and then both of them at once.

What Works About Assume The Position Studios?

You won't have trouble getting around the site. There's an Updates section on the homepage where you can find all the videos organized by upload date. I liked the banner (you can also see it on the tour), too, as it helps reinforce the site's theme. It features close-up shots of asses in different versions of "the position."

You'll find a lot of variety. From running out of gas to showing up late and looking for stress relief to assisting the boss, these girls always manage to find new and creative ways to earn a beating. Descriptive paragraphs for every video let you know what kind of action you're in for. In the model index, you can sort the girls alphabetically or by most recent. 

Your payment options include credit cards and direct debit if you're in Europe. You'll see a few cross-sales if you sign up with CCBill, but none of them are pre-checked.

Cancellation is done through your biller, but they do provide an email address for site-related concerns. If you have any issues canceling your membership, let us know. We're available on Skype and by contact form.

What Doesn't Work On Assume The Position Studios?

It's best that I address the elephant in the room right out of the gate. The video quality leaves something to be desired. Standard HD in 2022 is somewhat disappointing. Still, it is what it is. You'll find download and streaming options, as well as a 540p file. The first five videos added to the site are a different matter, as they are available only in 480p. No photos or vidcaps are available, either.

Most of the standard usability features are missing. With no tags, search engine, categories, or sorting options for the videos, you'll run into problems finding something specific. No favorites, comments, or ratings, either. 

Although you don't lose any functionality on mobile , the site's layout does mean you end up doing a lot of pinch-to-zoom. Also, with the title of each video on the thumbnail and on the bottom of the thumbnail, it's a lot of text to look at on a smaller screen.

Your membership doesn't give you any bonuses. There are a couple of links to clip sites, but that's the extent of it.

Do I Recommend Assume The Position Studios?

I think this site hits its target pretty well. The content focuses on the spanking niche, it's produced by enthusiasts, and the performers look happy to be there. However, a lack of usability features and bonus content, along with video resolutions from a different era, these cons are harder to overlook. Ultimately, if you like what you see on the tour, you're going to like what you get as a member.