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Captain Stabbin Mobile Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

great-looking videos
bonus sites
files for older phones

Don't Like:

infrequent updates
no pagination
lots of ads

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If you have been looking for a mobile site whose content features hot babes being fucked on boats (and usually in the chick's back cabin, if you know what I mean), then take a stab at the captain of all such sites, Captain Stabbin Mobile.

You might already be familiar with the Captain and all the ladies he, and his friends, are stabbin. But now with CaptainStabbinMobile, you can access all that content pretty much anywhere. The best thing about this portable collection is you can be on a boat watching a boat-load of boat butt-boning!

The issue I had with the material was the amount of it, which stands at 56 episodes (each has a vid and a photo set). The problem here is two-fold. First off, I saw that the non-mobile version of the site had over 265 episodes. I figured this just meant that they were adding all those scenes one by one here. However, if that's the case, they're not adding them on a speedy basis as it looks like you're only getting a new scene every 68 days (assuming the updates are spread out evenly).

The good news is that what is available is solid. The babes are hot and the sex on the boat is fantastic hardcore action. Also, the movies look great, so they're a real treat to watch. The pics don't look too shabby either.

Another issue I have is that there's no pagination. With only six preview thumbnails a page, you can imagine how relying on "next" and "prev" buttons can get annoying. Also, two of those thumbnails actually link to ads for another site instead of a scene.

Given the amount of content and the unimpressive update schedule, you are probably going to be very interested in bonuses. Well, I am happy to report that you get access to the complete Reality Kings Mobile network of sites, including MILF Next Door Mobile, Money Talks Mobile and Pure 18 Mobile. This great network is varied and well worth your mobile dollars.

However, if the on-the-water sex is the only reason you decide to sign on up, then it might only be worth it for a short time. If you do stick around for longer than that, it'll probably be because of the many bonuses rather than Captain Stabbin Mobile itself.