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Contortionist Review

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small amount of content
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Being a Contortionist is quite a feat. The ability to curve, bend and stretch one's body in a million different ways is not an easy thing to do. This ability in an already sexy nubile babe makes her all the more appealing because if she has this ability in general, just imagine what she must be like in bed. Well, now you don't have to imagine anymore.

On Contortionist, not only will you get to see slim, flexible hotties bend this way and that, but you also get to see them stretching in all kinds of crazy ways while sucking cock (even to the point of deep throating), getting eaten out and, of course, getting fucked in their tight pink pussies. They even get a nice gooey facial to finish things off. Now that's one way to end a workout! It's kind of like the Gatorade bath at the end of the Super Bowl.

While an ability like this probably takes practice at least several times a week, if not daily, watching the content at the same frequency is not an option. There are only 34 videos and 34 sets of pictures and according to the dates on the collection (only the last four vids are dated), they haven't added anything in over a year - and I wouldn't count on anything new in the future.

The movies can all be streamed in Flash format or downloaded as Windows Media files that provide you with high-def playback. The vids come in full-length files and clips. The photos aren't quite as impressive, but they're still pretty good. Chances are that you'll want to download a good number of the sets in Zip files.

You aren't going to be getting any new content, but you do get access to 36 Reality Gang network bonus sites, including Big Sausage Pizza, Latina Caliente and Right Off The Boat. The network as a whole is worth it, but Contortionist isn't as big as I would like. So unless they get back to regular updating, you are probably only going to really decide to join for the network that comes with it.