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Cruise Patrol Review

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Like:

exclusive content
downloadable vids
some still pic galleries

Don't Like:

no updates in ages
mediocre-quality videos
average-priced membership

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Cruise Patrol is a minivan full of pornographic fun. It cruises around looking for hot guys who are just hanging out and offers them a ride in more ways than one. Watch while these steamy hunks pile in and then pile on top for the raunchiest sort of backseat romp you can well imagine. They also seem to be trying to trick us with the updating. The episodes are dated recently that makes it look as if a new one is added every two weeks. However, the scenes are the same ones that were there years ago, there are no new updates just the same ones with different dates on them.

CruisePatrol has 63 bad-quality vids. They open with the usual dialogue. All the guys claim that they don't normally do this sort of thing. Only a few minutes later, they're down on their knees sucking cock with the greatest of skill, despite how 'amateur ' some of them claim to be. After a good blowjob or 69, the fun moves to more intense stuff. Depending on the guy, we go forward into some form of penetration. Many fellows agree to let themselves be fucked by the host passengers on this sexy ride. Others are more into playing the active role for our cameras. Finally, a few like to have a big dildo stuck up their asses instead.

Some episodes have still pics, not just vid caps. There are 36 galleries. They have regular-res photos. The sets only have about 50 shots or fewer. However, you will get to see some hot nude dudes in the midst of fucking. One of my favorite gay pornstars, Matt Sizemore, actually shows up in some of the scenarios. In one, he plays the picked up stud, on several others he's the one that does the picking up of men. I can't imagine how lucky I'd feel if he ever stopped and tried to get me to come along for a ride. His presence may explain why I noticed that a few scenes featured bareback sex.

There are 40 full-access bonus sites available, such as Gay Snowballs, Internally Gay, Chocolate Rosebud, Do Me Bareback and Horny Papi. There are 94 extra feeds. There are 74 additional photo sets. You will find 14 MPEGs to download too. Live links and games round out the extra content. Cruise Patrol offers some hot action, even if its presentation is not impressive.