Deputy Dick Review

"Follow the rules or he'll get your ass !" is the motto behind Deputy Dick. It's a reality porn site featuring a horny deputy who catches lawbreakers in his park and fucks the stuffing out of them. I wasn't aware of it, but lucky for him (and us), there happens to be a lot of good-looking babes breaking the laws in public parks these days. Porn has so much to teach us. Too bad the lessons have ended as there have been no updates in ages.

There are 25 park violators make up the members area of of DeputyDick. As mentioned above, there haven't been any changes in over three years, beyond paring down a couple of scenes. Nevertheless, each one of the existing scenarios has a set of pics and a series of clips. The 25 photo galleries are nothing but vid caps. The deputy finds a violator - starting a fire, carrying a gun, smoking pot or riding a skateboard - and gives them the option of a ticket or sucking his dick. Surprisingly, they all choose dick sucking. What a lucky deputy.

The 25 videos are the real meat of the site. Each movie follows the deputy around the park watching out for law-breakers, always followed by his trusty sidekick and rookie deputy/cameraman. After some BJs, the deputy usually fucks the shit out of them and shoots his load all over their pretty little faces. However, to their dismay, he gives them the ticket anyway. The length of the videos is very good, about 20 to 40 minutes each, split up into five to eight-minute clips. Unfortunately, the movie quality is very mediocre. The clips can either be played directly from the site, or downloaded in Windows Media format.