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Dick Smoking Review

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If you're one of those people who has a "no smoking " sign on the front of your door and cough meaningfully whenever someone lights up, you might want to back away from Dick Smoking . Hotties take out their cigarettes before the studs can get their cocks out and then smoke whenever they're not sucking. Then again, maybe you've just been repressing your desire for this kind of action. If that's the case, cut loose and take out a pack, because things are about to get hard.

DickSmoking has a simple, attractive design that uses the same colors as those black and red signs that cross out ciggies, but for the entirely opposite purpose. The most recent updates are displayed on the main page and you can get even more smut in the photos and videos section.

Kicking a habit can be hard and quitting smoking will get harder still once you get a look at these adorable addicts, which include big names like Madison Parker. If the nicotine doesn't hook you, these babes surely will. Unfortunately, your fix might not last long since you only get 10 episodes to keep you going.

Although they don't spoil you with quantity, the videos deliver on quality. They can be streamed or downloaded in a portable format and two Windows Media options. All the formats will give you stellar-quality playback, but I would download the high-def Windows Media files. They will have you huffing and puffing in no time. The pics follow the action in the flicks, but they don't match the quality.

Every scene comes with a fun story that plays like a porn flick from the Golden Age. For example, a sexy scientist can't keep busy with her beakers, so she grabs a smoke in the lab. When her supervisor finds out, there's no angry memo, just a hard dick for her to suck. Gals also use their oral skills to close the deal on a house and get out of a ticket, but don't expect a lucky pizza guy to get a tobacco-flavored tip. That's one porn stereotype surprisingly ignored.

While babes used to light up twice a week, there hasn't been any new smoking material added in over eight months and there are no bonus sites to dull the cravings. They're not charging a carton price for what's currently just a pack of porn, but Dick Smoking needs to get back on track with updating before it can be deemed worthy of your hard-earned cash.