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Drunken Mature Review

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Alcohol is a magic beverage given to us by the gods. On top of massaging our brains with relaxing, bravery inducing lubricants (that's sort of how it works with the good stuff, anyway), it also serves as a potent aphrodisiac in older women. If you don't believe me about the horniness-inducing power of booze, then check out Drunken Mature .

Like the sitename suggests, DrunkenMature is filled with scenes that star an older woman who is blitzed into making a move on her younger drinking buddies. Also a little buzzed, the guys always accept. Of course, with older women like these taking their clothes off and stroking their dicks, I bet the studs would have jumped at the chance even if they were sober.

I'd peg the youngest woman as being in her late 30s, but almost every other babe was in her 40s or 50s. Each scene has a setup involving the woman and one or two dudes having a drink (wine, beer or harder beverages), but it's impossible to tell what they're chatting about unless you speak whatever Eastern European language they're using.

The action in all 31 movies is completely hardcore . There are blowjobs , anal sex, threesomes and plenty of pussy plowing to look forward to. You'll note that this is a higher number than the 17 advertised on the site. That's because there aren't 17 vids, there are 17 models. Clicking on what's described on the site as a "scene" is actually taking you to all the model's photo galleries and videos. The scene description provided is merely for her most recent appearance.

Most models have two vids and some have none or just one. Those vids are available in both clips and full-length Windows Media files. Both options are equally unimpressive, though, as all the movies provide quality that is below average. There is no streaming option.

Despite being awkward to navigate, the design is also very plain. The scene previews have a semblance of a design, but if you click on it, you'll see it's just acting as the banner to a model's page. All her scenes and galleries are then free -floating thumbnails beneath it.

The content isn't dated, but the five most recently added models are listed in a news section (that is just a basic HTML table) on the homepage. With each of those models having two vids, the implication is that there are minimum 10 videos added each month.

It also implies that you can get an average of at least 12 photo sets every month. Some models have up to three sets and others none, getting you 33 photo galleries in total. A few sets are broken up into multiple parts, despite being labeled as separate galleries. You get a good amount of images in each, but all of them are low-res and none can be saved in Zip folders.

The site forces you to login again when you try to access the bonuses, but it's worth it. On top of erotic stories, you get access to all 32 sites in the Overall Pass network. These includes a variety of themes, but you'll still find more mature sites like MILFs Pregnant, Mature Adultress and The Mature Hardcore. These extras certainly sweeten the deal, but the small amount of unimpressive content makes it impossible for me to recommend Drunken Mature.