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Epic Booty Review

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When Homer wrote his epic poem The Iliad, I'm quite sure that he didn't add anything about booty. I suppose that's the loss of all those nerdy scholars who study Greek poetry. In fact, I've noticed that most literature is suspiciously lacking any kind of booty references at all. Thankfully, there are sites like Epic Booty for those of us who don't care to lose ourselves in time wasting and ridiculously ancient poetry can go to get our booty fix.

I have to say that if you're going to call your site EpicBooty, you had damned well better deliver some large and in charge asses. I'm talking about ass so round that it makes a perfect circle. The kind of big butts that are basically a shelf that's so big that you could sit a midget on it while a chick is walking down the street. Butts that wiggle so beautifully that they could hypnotize even those with the strongest wills. Unfortunately, not all the booty can be considered epic on this site.

Just because you've got some black chicks on your site, doesn't always mean that you're going to have booty that can be described as epic. That's not to say these chicks don't have asses, it's just that this site really wasn't what I expected, given the lofty aspirations of the site name. To be fair, there are some babes with some hefty rear ends, which is good, because that's why we came here.

What you will get is 70 videos of some big butt babes. Like I said, not all of them have epic ass, but there are definitely some babes who meet the criteria. For example, Sierra has a couple videos featuring her big ass and her large, lovely titties. Videos are downloadable in average-quality Windows Media format or can be streamed in an embedded player.

There are also around 240 sets of pictures. There are more listed, but some of them are obviously vid caps, so we do not count them. The pictures can be enlarged to accommodate high-res viewing, which is nice. Most of what you'll find is at least a few years old, but worth checking out anyway.

There is definitely enough content to keep a fella busy for a while, so if you don't mind the fact that the content is a few years old and that not all of the chicks are going to have what one might call Epic Booty, then you might find yourself happy with a month long membership, but probably not much more than that.