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Heavy Porn Punch Review


Heavy Porn Punch Porn Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

  • good-quality videos
  • full-access bonus sites
  • lots of photos

Don't Like:

  • discontinued updates
  • some nonexclusive content
  • no streaming videos

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Heavy Porn Punch tries to offer a knockout blow to your libido. Perhaps, it needs to work a little  harder on its left hook. Although it left me slightly dazed, I was still feeling steady after a substantial hit from this site. That's not to say that there isn't some good things going on, it just doesn't quite meet my powerhouse requirements to make me want to get back in the ring.

HeavyPornPunch is a very simply designed site, but not altogether pleasant to look at. The cerulean blue background is a bit much and the design is quite reminiscent of the annoying late 90s style of web design. This site hasn't had any content added in about four years.

For video content, the quantity is not very impressive, which is why the site doesn't quite pack the wallop it could. There are 28 hardcore movies , but only five in each of the softcore , lesbian and fetish sections. Most lasted under 15-20 minutes and the longest two were 30 minutes. Whether going with the clips or full-length formats, the MPEGs these movies come in are good in quality.

The picture galleries are divided into six nonexclusive categories: hardcore , softcore , nubile honeys, playmates, lesbian and fetish . You get a total of about 950 sets of pics.

This site keeps up the fight into the third round with its bonus materials. You have full-access to 16 sites featuring fetish fun, such as CrazyLesbianOrgies, StraponFuckers, OutdoorPiss, MomsExpert, AmateurBigNaturals, NatureBondage, PublicFucked, PiercedFetish, MomsOnCamera and MatureRaunch.

The final pornographic pummeling Heavy Porn Punch goes for is giving you full access to Gold X Pass, which is your key to hundreds of sites covering all sorts of categories of porn. Despite a valiant effort, this site didn't make me go down for the count. It needs more videos and more all-around consistent quality, but since it has abandoned operations, it isn't going to happen.

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Heavy Porn Punch Score & Stats

Heavy Porn Punch Stats Scores
  • 28+ Movies (avg: 15 mins)
  • 950+ Pic Sets (90 pics-per-set)
  • No Download Limits
  • High Res Photos
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Streaming
  • No Photo Zip Sets

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
UsabilityN/A
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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Heavy Porn Punch Video Quality

MPEG

320x2401150K

Published: Oct 12, 2009

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