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Hot Helena Review

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Full HD movies
exclusive content
keyword tags

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infrequent updates
tiny collection
no streaming option

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Her name was Hot Helena, or at least that's what they called her around town. Of course, they soon learned that if a lady is hot enough you might just get burned (to the ground) and that you really should look a gift horse in mouth, or at least beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Oops, that was Hot Helen of Troy! This Latin hottie is named Helena, not Helen, and hails from elsewhere.

I see a lot of people wearing tight clothes. Some have the body to pull it off and others leave me marveling at how comfortable they are in their own skin that they can wear skintight outfits regardless of the nasty things others might be thinking. The star of HotHelena embodies a little bit of both, because she has the body to carry it off, but she's got to know that folks are having the nastiest of thoughts when they see her.

To be fair, it's only because they have filthy minds. After all, Helena doesn't just keep her modeling softcore , but she also only poses with her clothes on, even if her jeans are so tight that she's exposing herself anyway. She also models short-shorts that make a bit of her ass cheek peek out as well as wet-looking leggings that seem spray-painted on. Her content focuses on pants that make her booty pop.

Nevertheless, she's also got a nice rack, even if you'd hardly call her stacked - she shows off some cleavage in her tube and tank tops. You'll also see at least one whale-tailing thong along with lots of sexy shoes, including sandals, high-heeled hiking boots and red-soled black pumps with sky-high stiletto heels.

I'm sure that all sounds appealing enough, but before you get too excited, let me explain that there are only 8 videos and 8 photo sets. Making matters worse, updates appear to be almost three weeks apart. On the bright side, you'll enjoy Full HD playback and the pics come in the three high-res sizes and are downloadable in Zip files.

You can post comments, rate the scenes and sort the content. You can also browse by category and these serve a dual purpose, because they also appear as the keyword tags. You can't track your favorites and there's no advanced search, but with such a small amount of content it's not like those features will be missed. There aren't any bonus sites or other extras.

Even though the cost of a membership isn't that bad when you convert it from its original price in Euros, it isn't low enough to really entice you to join, even with the much lower rebill. Hot Helena will need to add a lot more content if she wants her site to be truly worthwhile.