Jesse Jardine Review

Okay, forget about the fact that I love alliteration, calling yourself Jesse Jardine when you're a 19-year-old boy from Australia has to be about the corniest thing ever. Is his last name, "jar-dine" or "jar-deen" as if it were sardine spelt with a J? I can tell you his name is the only thing resembling a small species of fish since otherwise this tall and lanky young hunk seems hung well enough although we only ever catch a glimpse of his flaccid uncut dick.

You see JesseJardine has a dream, one which he claims to already have lived out a bit, that of being a male model . Although he is handsome, his kind of good looks are a dime-a-dozen these days.

Now since he wants to be a model not a porn star despite his gay sounding moniker of Jesse Jardine, his photo section serves as his portfolio. Don't let the fancy name fool you. All 16 galleries contain only average photos at best. In a few sets, Jesse tries hard to make love to the lens. In other ball cap attired scenes, he seems just like your typical teen fooling around in front of the camera. As mentioned before we glimpse dick but this is a soft-core (i.e. soft cock) site.