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La Cachonne Review

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La Cachonne literally translate from French as "The Pig" (who would specifically be female because of the way the word is conjugated) and yet you won't be seeing any sexy sows on display here. It can also be translated as "The Slut" and as inappropriate for polite society as that term is, it's how they refer to the hot Frenchwomen in these scenes.

I'd like to think of them more as just being really horny without passing moral judgment on their character just because they love cock so much. Of course, I should tell you that as much as they're into the sex, they're also sometimes using it for barter. Like a chick who can't pay the cobbler for the fancy shoes he repaired, so she sleeps with him and his pal in the store's break room.

Sometimes more devious plot lines develop. A businessman busy arguing on the phone with his bank about a failed investment ignores his lingerie -clad wife. Feeling neglected, the wife seeks revenge by framing him for cheating . She uses her own lipstick to stain the collar of one of his shirts and then confronts him about it. After calling him a cheater she starts to have sex with his friend who's visiting.

Now, you may have notice the cobbler example involved a threesome and I can tell you that the cheating husband scenario turns into a ménage à trois too. So one raunchy thing about the 29 videos is that some give you double penetration. Even when only one dick penetrates one chick, the dude's pole often ends up balls-deep inside her asshole.

There are also 29 sets of high-res photos downloadable in Zip files. They can be tricky to find, though. When you first log in, you end up on the homepage of the network. If you select the site from the "scenes" dropdown, you'll find only videos. You need to select the site from the "network" dropdown in order to find options to browse both pics and vids.

I just mentioned the network and I can tell that it gives you nearly two dozen other sites. What makes things interesting is that you've got a bit of European diversity, with German , Spanish and Italian sites . Just keep in mind that just as you won't find English subtitles for these French scenes, you won't find any on the others, either, like German Bums Bus. However, you've also got sites like Bitches Abroad, where the English is broken. You can also pay for a VIP membership to access additional content.

So, in the end, or "en fin de compte," as one might say in French, I loved these scenes with their slightly convoluted story lines filmed on location rather than on fake-looking sets. The performers, besides being really hot, actually give some rather convincing acting, which isn't something you can say happens a lot in porn. La Cochonne isn't large, but merits joining anyway and is growing every week or two.