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La Cochonne Review


La Cochonne Porn Review

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Like:

  • Full HD downloads and streams
  • great browsing tools
  • bonus network

Don't Like:

  • slow update schedule
  • pre-checked cross sale
  • limited trial

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Sex the French Way on La Cochonne

La Cochonne is a French word that means The Slut. But I prefer to think of these sexy Frenchwomen as resourceful in their approach to sex, whether they use it to barter or to take revenge on a neglectful husband. If a gal's proclivity for dick can get her out of a bind, I say more power to her!

In one scene, a girl has only ever enjoyed anal pleasure from sex toys , but she gets her dreams fulfilled with the real thing when Rick Angel pounds her fast and hard in her ass ! Then you have a horny 28-year-old from Paris with an insatiable appetite for sex, but most of the men she's fucked don't want to do anal and if they do, they have a small cock. So she comes to LaCochonne for help - not only do they fulfill her wishes, but they also give her two hung guys to fuck for an insanely hot threesome .

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Raunchy Reality Porn in 1080p

Yes, threesomes are a recurring theme in the 71 scenes and sometimes they even lead to double penetration. You can watch all this raunchiness in Full HD and download galleries of high-res pics in Zip files. My one complaint is that only a handful of the newer scenes have subtitles. Also, updates aren't frequent - the last video was uploaded almost four months ago - but at least the content is dated now. 

Easily Explore the Bonus Network

La Cochonne is part of the Amateur Euro network and includes 11 other channels like Casting Francais and Casting Alla Italiana. When you log in, you're brought to the network's homepage. It's easy to browse, especially if you're going from site to site. You can count on a basic search, category menu and sorting options. Most movies include a detailed description, though I did spot a few that were generic and didn't explain much. Keeping track of your favorites is a breeze and you can add them to a personal playlist as well as leave comments and ratings.

Canceling a La Cochonne Membership  

For support, there's a form you can fill out on their Support page to let them know about any technical issues you're having. If you have any other issues or if you want to cancel your membership, you have to reach out to their team directly by email, which is listed on the Cancellation page. They say it should take no longer than 24-48 hours for a response. 

Steamy French Porn But Slow Updates

Updates are basically nonexistent lately, with months between new scenes, but at least the newly dated content tells us that they're not dead for good. Still, you're still getting a decent amount of high-quality French porn scenes, plus plenty of hardcore network sites too. Rabbit's also has an exclusive discount just for you and when you sign up you'll save 20% on your membership!

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La Cochonne Score & Stats

La Cochonne Stats Scores
  • 71+ Movies (avg: 35 mins)
  • 71+ Pic Sets (10 pics-per-set)
  • HD Porn
  • Streaming
  • No Download Limits
  • Photo Zip Sets
  • High Res Photos
  • No 4K Videos

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
UsabilityN/A
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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La Cochonne Video Quality

MP4

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MP4

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La Cochonne Reviewed by: Christian Russo

Latest Review Update: Apr 16, 2020

Since our last review of the site:

  • They've added only three scenes and updates are slow, with nothing new in over four months. 

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