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Melody Melons Review


Melody Melons Porn Review

SCORE

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Like:

  • some great-quality videos
  • bonus sites
  • exclusive content

Don't Like:

  • short videos
  • discontinued updates
  • no zipped photo sets

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What are the chances? Her name is Melody Melons and her tits are huge. I love it when people have names that match some physical characteristic that they have. Like Charles Noseworthy or Batman, for example. I love these kinds of happy coincidences. They make me realize that everything happens for a reason. So, it's quite serendipitous that she has nice big, natural tits to go along with her lovely name.

Lately, my mother has been telling me that I need to start looking at the positive in every situation in my life, so I was glad to get the chance to review MelodyMelons, because in stark contrast to the other sites on this network, this one actually has a little bit of content (although some have grown since I first wrote this). 

So, what about all that content, you ask? Well, I'm not saying it's the biggest site ever - not even close. There are 20 movies and 59 sets of pictures. The theme here is obvious. There's a cute, nubile chick with some large natural boobies and she strips out of almost all her clothes. For those who appreciate a tease she will please in every aspect of that word. If you enjoy the frustrating ecstasy of wanting to find out what's underneath those pretty panties, but never getting to find out, then you'll love what she does.

The pictures aren't quite high-res, but they do look good. They're nice shots of this extremely hospitable cutie posing in all kinds of compromising positions. She really does have a wonderful set of melons. I'd have to say they're more cantaloupes than honeydew. They seem squeezable and wonderfully round. Speaking of round, her ass doesn’t do anything to lessen my opinion of her either. If her melons are the melody, then her ass is the harmony.

The movies annoyed me a little bit because, in essence, they are just recorded versions of her photo shoots. While it's nice enough to watch it happen in motion pictures, it would really be nice to have her interact with the video camera a little bit. Nevertheless, the videos look average to great and are downloadable in Windows Media format.

Membership includes full access to 121 bonus sites covering more solo softcore tease sites as well as sites with deep throat fucking, gangbangs and hard pussy pounding. Some examples are Angel 2 Slut, Jerk Me Now and Missy Monroe 18. So, to sum up, Melody Melons is a decent start, but you aren't gonna want to join unless you want to finish with the large network of bonus sites.

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Melody Melons Score & Stats

Melody Melons Stats Scores
  • 20+ Movies (avg: 5 mins)
  • 59+ Pic Sets (60 pics-per-set)
  • No Download Limits
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Streaming
  • No Photo Zip Sets
  • No High Res Photos

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
UsabilityN/A
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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Melody Melons Video Quality

Windows

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Published: Jan 20, 2010

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