Military Dick Review

Guys "getting caught" is a recurring theme. In one video, an intruder is caught penetrating the army camp's security parameter, and as punishment, three soldiers penetrate his posterior. But before they rough-fuck him, they push him onto his knees. There's something so hot about seeing him looking up pleadingly while his mouth is filled with three cocks.

There are also several group sex scenes, both orgies and gangbangs. Also, despite all the rough sex, there's at least one scene with some light bondage. A soldier gets his wrists tied up, and then the rope is flung over a tree branch to hoist his arms over his head. After his two captors play with his ass, they untie him for blowjobs and bareback sex.

A membership to Military Dick includes a handful of bonus channels from the Say Uncle network, like SayUncle All-Stars. There's also a channel with experimental content that may eventually form the basis of a new channel.

What Works on Military Dick?

Military Dick's mobile-friendly interface allows you to easily sort, search, and apply advanced filters to the content. You can rate and comment on the scenes. The model index also has sorting options and filters and when you visit each performer's page, there are advanced filters there, too. You can favorite the guys and create collections of men based on the criteria of your choosing, like the hottest DILFs or the twinks with the biggest dicks.

The video player lets you adjust the quality and speed. Keyboard shortcuts help you navigate quickly, and the videos load fast, whether you jump ahead or back by 10 seconds or skip around by larger chunks of time.

If you need support, there's an FAQ, a suggestion form, and options to submit a support ticket or email them. To cancel, there's a form on the site, or you can go through your biller. Our Money Back Guarantee is available for first-time subscribers, too.

What Doesn't Work on Military Dick?

Updates are only once or twice a month, so they're definitely on the slow side. Some of the bonus channels also lack updates. For example, SayUncles Extras only has one scene and hasn't been updated since 2020.

Non-premium members have a download limit of 30 videos every two hours. Paying for premium means unlimited downloads and access to all of the SayUncle content but at the cost of a few hundred dollars a year. Without premium access, you can expect third-party ads and upsells in the members' area, but My Content filters can help reduce the clutter.

While the model index has some filters, there's no way to filter by channel. You also can't apply the My Content filters, so you'll come across lots of hot guys with scenes you can't watch without upgrading to premium or unlocking additional channels. The performers lack stats and bios, too.

Do I Recommend Military Dick?

The slow updates are disappointing, but the 4K videos deliver hot bareback action, including plenty of gay group sex. If they ever bring back army conscription, they should play these scenes to keep young men from dodging the draft. Our Miltary Dick discount also makes a membership more affordable.