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Milk My Cock Review

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exclusive content
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discontinued updates
average-quality videos
no high-res pics

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Milk My Cock was redesigned way back in 2005, but it has not changed a single lick since that time almost a year-and-a-half ago. I guess reality set in or something and put an end to the real-life and cream-filled dreams of the two average guys who star in each episode. They have not filmed a new flick for the site since October 2005.

Either way, we will always have more than just our fond memories of best friends, J.C. and Dez's horny adventures as MilkMyCock remains as an online tribute to the bagging of some truly hot babes . The 36 image galleries display each of the sexy milk maids that eventually manage to suck, pull and tug out some cream from those throbbing, hard schlongs. The pics all contain low-res images and you don't even have the option to save them in Zip folders.

A trend that will either make you happy or annoyed in most of the pics is that the model looks at the camera a lot during the shots. Some feel this breaks the mood, but if you're of the variety who like being able to look in these horny chicks' eyes while she's sucking on a dude's dick, then chances are that you are going to like what you see here.

The 36 movies come in several video formats. However, all of them offer only partial clips, as there are no full-length options available at all. You can download each in average-quality Windows Media format and MPEGs. Just under half of the episodes also include a somewhat mediocre RealPlayer version of the file, too. The RealPlayer option is also for downloading. There is no streaming option available on the site. Nevertheless, for classic, albeit cheesy, reality porn, these vids certainly fill the docket.

Each scene (or at least all of the ones that I saw) begins with a knock at the door. Now who could it possibly be? Well, as it turns out, it always happens to be a fucking hot chick looking to help a dude unload. How very fortunate for the man! One of the chicks, Crissy, even brings over some coffee and asks if she can get some cream for it. I know, right? It isn't all that creative, but she might be one of the fucking sexiest babes I have ever seen, so who cares?

If you like extras, then you will be pleased to note that you get 14 full-access bonus sites included with your membership. They include sites such as Mommy Loves Cock, College Fuck Fest, Rectal Rooter, Border Bangers, Black Bros White Hoes, Euro Fuck Trip, Strip Clubs Exposed, Tranny Hunt, Yank My Crank and four more. Obviously, the big issue here, besides the lackluster quality of the content, is the lack of updates. That stands not just for Milk My Cock, but also for most of the network as a whole. It is as if they are billing us fresh cash for a stale stash of smut.