Movie Porn Review
SCORE
N/ALike:
- 2160p videos
- exclusive content
- incredible production values
Don't Like:
- unclear update schedule
- tiny collection
- no user feedback options
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Normally when it comes to X-rated parodies of television shows or blockbuster movies , porn producers inject some humor into their scenes. But when it comes to the hardcore versions of some of Hollywood's biggest hits found on Movie Porn, they play it straight and simply try their best to imitate the original sets, costumes and makeup accurately.
They have a unique approach compared to the majority of parody porn sites and the finished scenes are a real labor of love for all involved. After all, they pull out all the stops on MoviePorn when it comes to their attempts to reimagine major motion pictures, like Avatar, which they call Porndora, and Edward Scissorhands, which they've dubbed Edward Cumminghand instead.
All 6 videos have musical scores reminiscent of their big-budget originals that help set the mood in these otherwise mostly silent, dialogue-free scenes. Often in the opening sequences, they've employed CGI to recreate the opening shots of the real movie. They also sometimes parody the names of the original actors, so you'll see John E. Depth, Angelina Jo-Lay and Carrie-Anal Moss in the credits.
Sometimes the pornstars resemble the Tinsel Town stars they're pretending to be or at least their characters do - like the Pandora/Avatar babe thanks to all that makeup. Other times, they're styled the same way, but only take on a passing resemblance to the originals. For example, Cara Loft in Cock Raider is very hot, but she's no Angelina.
You can watch every video in 2160p along with other resolutions. It's important to note that not only are the scenes much shorter than the original blockbusters but also, at around 10 minutes, they're short even for porn vids. Moreover, there aren't any photos just some static screen caps below each video. You've got content tags, a basic search and multilingual support but this mobile -responsive site has no other usability features. The content isn't dated, so it's impossible to tell how often they update.
There are upsells to other sites from the same studio, but no real extras. It's a shame that they didn't include some pics or even videos from behind the scenes, because it would be interesting to see the making of these masterpieces. All in all, Movie Porn has some incredible productions, but there simply aren't enough of them. And we can't even be sure as to when more are on the way.
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Movie Porn Score & Stats
- HD Porn
- 4K Videos
- Streaming
- No Download Limits
- 6+ Movies (avg: 10 mins)
- No Photo Zip Sets
- No High Res Photos
Score Breakdown
| Image Quality | N/A |
| Usability | N/A |
| Updates | N/A |
| Content Amount | N/A |
| Value | N/A |
| Exclusivity | N/A |
| Download / Streaming | N/A |
| Features | N/A |
| Bonus Material | N/A |
| Rabbit Score | N/A |
Movie Porn Video Quality
| MP4 | 3840x2160; 14200K |
| MP4 | 3840x2160; 14200K; Streaming |