My Tiny Dick Review

What Are You Getting on My Tiny Dick?

Members of My Tiny Dick can access 198 mostly HD videos. They're not entirely in HD, with some available in 1080p and at least one recent 4K release. However, there isn't any consistency in the video quality, which makes it hard to determine the exact makeup of this library. Most scenes include a handful of vid caps, and downloads are unlimited. Videos are released weekly, but we'll discuss the legitimacy of that more below.

Much of the content is as advertised, starting with a girl playing out a scenario, like meeting a guy for a date or having sex with her new boyfriend for the first time. Inevitably, she sees his small penis, laughing and berating him for his ill-sized manhood. The scenes then follow familiar beats, like the girl comparing his dick to a dildo before using it on herself or getting him to use it on her. Most involve penetrative sex and about as exciting a cumshot as you'd expect.

Then there are the scenes featuring a guy with a much more average-sized penis having sex with amateur women. These videos have a different filming style and can definitely feel a bit out of date, with old-style computers and technology straight out of another era.

As for the performers, they're mostly a diverse cast of women, including Black, Asian, Latina, and Caucasian. BBWs are featured slightly less frequently than average-sized or slender girls. The ages also skew a bit younger, but you'll see a fair number of girls in their thirties and early twenties.

Members also get access to a selection of bonus scenes, with new ones released daily. They claim the videos are unique to the account, but that's probably not true. Most appear to be masturbation scenes. Like the main collection, they're low in quality and older productions. Some are also quite short and look like the tube-style cuts you'd see on free porn sites.

What Works on My Tiny Dick?

My Tiny Dick has a simple interface that's mobile-responsive. Several sorting options are available, including different time ranges, so you don't have to deal with the typical problem of older scenes being more popular simply because they've been around longer. The videos have tags attached to them, and you can use the search engine if you know the keyword or performer you want. Favorites, ratings, and comments are also available.

The model index could be a fun place to explore, with sorting options, ratings, comments, and favorites as part of the core functionality. However, the "could" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, as most profiles are blank or have just one or two basic stats. It's worth noting that a lot of these girls have European accents, although that certainly isn't representative of the entire site.

To contact the site's administrators, you'll need to fill out a basic form. That's also all the customer support available, which is pretty abysmal. Thankfully, they use CCBill to process payments, which has an automatic cancelation process, although you'll probably have to look that up on your own, as the site doesn't provide a link. If you need a hand with anything, hit up your friends here at Rabbit's.

What Doesn't Work on My Tiny Dick?

Updates appear to arrive every week, but they're probably recycling them. There are a few reasons for me to suspect this, not the least of which is the age of some of the oldest videos. If they've been producing content steadily for the last 13 years, there'd be a lot more videos, too. But much more damning is the variable quality, which only occurs if older videos are being posted after newer ones. Speaking of old content, a lot of those scenes are only available in SD or HD resolutions. 

This final complaint pertains more to the bonus videos than the main collection, but both are guilty of not prioritizing FemDom porn. Members are probably here for that specifically. Somewhat generic hardcore porn scenes with an average-sized guy or masturbation scenes may be a little too far off the mark for SPH fetishists.

Do I Recommend My Tiny Dick?

Collections like this can be hard to judge, as the main draw is the semi-exclusive or hard-to-find fetish content. Still, what's available tends to be low quality, including the bonuses. And the update schedule is questionable. So, as far as a membership goes, some might find My Tiny Dick a bit disappointing. Ultimately, if you're here for the small-penis humiliation, you won't be getting much of it.