Sick Insertions Review

Sick! Sick! Sick! If you've already fantasized odd objects go where every man wishes he could, insert yourself here! The title of this site does not disappoint. At Sick Insertions, hot chicks stuff their moist muffs with a variety of sick household items, as they pleasure themselves by twiddling their diddles. Unfortunately, it seems the site is no longer updating, so the current scenes of twisted beaver stuffing is all there probably ever will be to see.

Of course, I don't mean that the pussies themselves are twisted into all sorts of irregular shapes. Instead, I'm referring to how they probably will be once they've finished appearing in a scene on SickInsertions! No, seriously, do you want to see something really sick? Try corn on the cob, a baseball bat, a water bottle, a cucumber, a squash, a stick of celery and a tennis racket! (Not all at once of course, but we wouldn't be all that surprised if a future scene had them doubling or even tripling up.) You want household? How about a can opener and not one but two toilet plungers at once!

I have to confess up front that fetish sites have never been my thing. I wasn't sure I would enjoy this assignment when I took it. Sure enough, my prejudice was debunked within a minute and a half of previewing the first of the 18 galleries of photos. How can you go wrong with beautiful babes shoving things I have on my desk between their legs? I'll never look at my third-place chess trophy the same way again! Although between you and me, I'm now seriously wishing I won the larger first-place trophy just so I could ponder the mental image of these babes using that instead!