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Squirters Paradise Review


Squirters Paradise Porn Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

  • lots of videos
  • low-end membership fee
  • downloadable videos

Don't Like:

  • amateur site design
  • variable-quality videos
  • no photo content

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Before the advent of the internet and sites like Squirters Paradise, I doubt much was as widely known about female ejaculation unless you had the opportunity to see the self-acclaimed post-porn-modernist, Annie Sprinkle. Well, that's where I swear I first learned about wildly wet g-spot orgasms, anyway.

SquirtersParadise promises a trip to the garden on Eden where you'll get to taste of the ever-mysterious forbidden fruit. The site itself is rather amateur in design with plenty of text regarding the weekly updates, lots of erotic stories to tease your imagination, a discussion board to participate on, an opportunity to burn VCDs for yourself, video reviews and a few other extra extras.

One thing you won't find on the site are many photos. There's basically ten sets with individual video cap close-ups (800x600) from a variety of different movies . They're heavy in pixellization and scenes can often be too darkly lit to really see much of anything. I can think of other squirting sites to visit if pictures are the main stay of your porn experience.

Videos are the main offering on the site. When you link to this category you might be a bit disoriented because there's actually nothing much on the actual page except a big blank chunk of white space. However, there is a navigation bar on the left side of the page with a choice of 39 models names listed. Each model has more than one video and you can expect around 137 in total when you include the amateurs and VCD (1123k) sections.

Many of the squirting videos, which can be as short as 8-seconds to as long as one-minute, are average in quality. The VCD movies are the highest quality and these are all downloadable, but aren't featured as the main content of this site. Movies are supposed to be offered as both Windows Media and MPEGs (352x240), but only the mpeg links appear to be working. Due to this glitch, the number of movies available is not quite as high since many of the models like Alisha Klass, only have wmv movie files. The films seem a bit too compressed hen streaming, but you can download them and they look much crisper, although many seem a bit dated.

While Squirters Paradise is a bit disorganized, I was happy to read that the video section was being restructured, which will eventually help with a much-needed navigation through the films. Members are kept informed and up-to-date about the site. Videos are good, but not excellent and they don't appear particularly exclusive. For a squirting site, this isn't bad, but sometimes the ejaculations seemed a bit 'too' wet and over the top for me.

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Squirters Paradise Score & Stats

Squirters Paradise Stats Scores
  • No Download Limits
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Streaming
  • No Photo Zip Sets
  • No High Res Photos

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
UsabilityN/A
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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Published: Oct 31, 2005

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