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Steve Bones Review

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It is very rare in this office for one of us to see something we have never seen before. When Steve Bones showed up it was kind of a big deal and I made sure I was the one who got to review it. And I guess the best way to start is to tell you what the scenes consist of.

Every SteveBones scene features a hot chick and a skeleton. No, not a really skinny girl, an actual skeleton. You know, like the kind you see in university classrooms in movies . Although, the ones you see in classrooms don't generally have a big purple dildo attached to their groin area like the one on this site does.

I'm sure you see where this is going, but just in case, I will confirm that the hot babes suck and fuck the dildo-wearing skeleton in every scene, but that's not all. I need to also mention that there are wires attached to the bony "dude" and these are used to provide some movements of his arms - and his jaw, which is important when he talks dirty to the chick during the sex and while he cums all over her.

Yup, that purple penis shoots huge (and I mean huge) loads of fake jizz all over the babe. And thanks to a couple of scenes in which the cameraman moves a little too much to one side, I can tell you that fake jizz is pumped through the dildo by a dude behind the skeleton.

I will admit that I thought this concept was kind of odd, but also pretty cool. I mean the girls are hot and they do a nice job at working the fake dick and acting like it isn't just an inanimate skeleton in front, and behind, them. The problem with the site has nothing to do with the actual content.

The problem has to do with the fact that there are only seven videos and three photo sets. To make matters worse, there hasn't been anything added to the collection since June 2012 and most of the content dates from 2011. At least the videos all offer an HD download option. If you prefer, you can choose to stream them online.

Your membership gets you full access to the eight other sites that are part of the Voodoo Pass network, including Clit 4 Clit and Sexy Solo Models. These bonuses add some value, of course, but given the lack of updates and the fact that there's very little content, the site isn't really worth your time.