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Take Van Porn Review

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70%

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  • 1080p HD movies
  • English subtitles
  • mobile-friendly interface

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  • no bonuses
  • no favorites section
  • daily download limit

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It's practically been done to death, but the reality premise of driving around and picking up chicks to fuck just won't seem to die. And why should it, really, when you've got sites like Take Van that may not be reinventing the wheel, but do somehow have their own unique charm when they cruise down the road.

With some of the American sites in this niche, it became harder and harder to suspend your disbelief that random women were being picked up off the streets for sex. That's because as the sites became more popular, they started hiring pornstars who could never pass for unknown amateurs . TakeVan seems to come out of the Czech Republic, so their talent is a bit fresher at least.

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They do have at least one reality porn scene involving a pornstar, but they turn the tables in that encounter. Instead of having dudes cruising for pussy, the girl, Mea Melone, is on the lookout for a man she can bang. She picks a Spanish dude named Pablo and he ends up having the time of his life with her in the back of the van.

Another problem with some reality porn is that often they don't want to spend too much time on the build-up, so if there's a van involved, they don't drive very far before it's wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. I like that they take their time here. For example, in the first scene I watched, they got lost while trying to circle back to talk to a girl they saw at a bus stop.

Of course, they always get the girl in the end and when you see how hot they are, you won't care if this porn is scripted or happening on the fly. This raunchy vehicular sex is captured in 36 Full HD videos that come with some surprisingly crisp vid caps that are nice and large. The dialogue is in Czech, but there are English subtitles. There's a download limit in place of ten videos per day. 

New videos are added twice a week and I'm glad to see this collection growing. What I'm not glad to see is that the "our sites" link takes you to tour pages for the other sites in the network, like Teeny Playground, My First Public and Fake Shooting, but you don't get access to any of them for free . You'll need to join the network.

They aren't reinventing the wheel, but if it ain't broke why fix it? And there's definitely some entertaining material here, like the banter between the driver and riders that makes the nasty hardcore encounters all the more enjoyable. Although it isn't the biggest site, Take Van is worth a look. And should you be interested in more porn with a public pickups theme, check out Fake Hub and Bums Bus.

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Take Van Score & Stats

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  • 36+ Movies (avg: 24 mins)
  • HD Porn
  • Streaming
  • No 4K Videos
  • DL Limit: Daily (10 videos)
  • No Photo Zip Sets
  • No High Res Photos

Score Breakdown

Image Quality15/15
Usability7/10
Updates5/10
Content Amount6/15
Value8/10
Exclusivity20/20
Download / Streaming5/5
Features4/5
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit Score70%

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MP4

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Published: Aug 13, 2016

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