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Thats Fucking Retro Review

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Like:

some good-looking videos
lots of bonus pics
free trial

Don't Like:

nonexclusive content
some poor-quality movies
streaming-only videos

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When you see the dustbroom mustaches rubbing up against a massive mound of muff fluff, you know Thats Fucking Retro ! Our porn participants are far less shaggy than their disco-era brethren, but that doesn't mean they do it better.

Can you remember just how much cum the average '70s pussy-jungle could sop up? If not, ThatsFuckingRetro has you (and the pussy in question) covered. Going as far back as the roaring (and moaning) '20s up to the spandex and poofy hair that defined the '80s, you'll get to watch porn progress. Well, sort of.

If those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, then you won't be seeing a whole lot of sequels coming from this source material. The reason is mainly a very jumbled arrangement of content, inconsistent quality and a rather limited amount of visual evidence.

You can't really hold it against a retro site when they don't have some of the highest quality files. After all, try explaining the concept of HD to someone who used to hang out with the Rockefellers and you're bound to be met with gaping mouths. The 51 movies are streaming-only and the Flash files they come in are good in quality, but if the original movie is grainy, then no amount of modern digital improvement will change that.

All the movies I checked out had some sound, but some of the ones from an older time only featured music. I have to admit, watching a couple fucking on some scratchy black and white film with music from Ben Hur playing in the background is a trip.

You won't find any pictures on this site, but once you're done with your look back in time, you can shuttle back to the present and enjoy a multitude of hardcore categories, such as anal , interracial , lesbian and gangbang.

Thats Fucking Retro does have a few goodies that will appeal to fans of the vintage stuff, but I can tell you right now that other sites out there can offer far broader collections of classics for a much lower price. You will also find yourself with content that is actually downloadable.