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Go Back in Time on The Classic Porn

The porn industry has gone through many changes over the decades. It went from being against the law in the 1960s to having a full-blown revolution in the 1970s, which is widely considered The Golden Age of porn. The industry is ever-changing depending on what's trending today and any advances in technology, but on The Classic Porn, you can fondly look back at a simpler time.

Big bushes and natural tits were all the rage, and XXX cinemas were booming. Pornos played in theaters across North America and then the introduction of VHS tapes and then DVDs revolutionized how people consumed adult content. Those are the movies you can watch on TheClassicPorn, cheesy storylines and bad hairdos included! 

Discover a Massive Retro Porn Collection

The Classic Porn's collection is huge and ever-expanding. Currently, there are 15825 DVDs, but that number will be higher by the time you read this! They upload several films every day. You never know what you're getting either. One day it could be a sexy solo film starring a blonde bombshell from the 1990s, and another time it could be a gangbang from the 1970s where everyone has a perm to match their bush. Sometimes you're getting the full-length film with no clear breaks in the action and other times, it's a DVD with individual scenes.

As you might expect, the collection isn't exclusive, but when it comes to vintage porn, who cares? You'll be able to find some photos too, but they're harder to track down. Some models have a photo gallery in their profile, so you have to go through the model index and click each girl to see who has pics and who doesn't. I'd estimate 5400 photo sets. 

The Golden Era of Adult Content 

When it comes to vintage porn, the older the better. Here, there are fewer than 60 movies from the 2000s with the majority from the '70s and '80s, the true golden era. Discover classics like Deep Throat , one of the most successful pornos of all time. Much of the collection is from a time when they used wild editing techniques and loud music while the performers were fucking. You can also rediscover stars of the past, like Traci Lords, Nina Hartley and Candy Samples. 

For many connoisseurs, that graininess is what makes the movies so perfect. It means they're authentic. Obviously the films are lower quality - most are over 40 years old and transferred from VHS - but it adds to that vintage appeal. 

Not only are there movies to watch from around the world, but there's also a varied selection to choose from. Pick from their list of categories that include Anal , Asian , Black, DP, Facial and Lesbian . There's a basic search to help you out,  tags on the videos (for the actors and directors too), comments if you have something to say, you can give a thumbs up or down, and save all your favorites to watch again later. Vintage or not, the interface is still mobile -friendly.

How to Cancel The Classic Porn

Hopefully, you'll have a smooth browsing experience, but if you have any issues, you can reach out to them through their Support page. There's a search bar so you can find answers to your questions, and if your problem persists, submit a ticket with all the details along with your contact info. For cancelations, you have to go through your biller before your membership rebills and they link to their support pages. If you're having trouble reaching them, Rabbit's is happy to help you out! 

Enough XXX Movies to Last a Lifetime 

Vintage porn will always be in style, no matter how much the industry evolves. It's interesting to look back at how different the business was and enjoy the golden era of porn. After all, it's a part of our history! This is a massive and varied collection of retro porn that's growing bigger every single day and you'll never run out of movies to watch. We're currently advertising a The Classic Porn discount on the tour, but we're having issues with its application, so for now, it's the regular $34.95/month. It will be back up and running soon, though, so you can save money on your membership.

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The Classic Porn Score & Stats

The Classic Porn Stats Scores
  • 15825+ Movies (avg: 70 mins)
  • 5400+ Pic Sets (50 pics-per-set)
  • Streaming
  • No Download Limits
  • Photo Zip Sets
  • High Res Photos
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos

Score Breakdown

Image Quality7/15
Usability10/10
Updates10/10
Content Amount15/15
Value7/10
ExclusivityN/A
Download / Streaming5/5
Features3/5
Bonus Material10/10
Rabbit Score67%

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The Classic Porn Video Quality

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MP4

640x480806K; Streaming

The Classic Porn Reviewed by: Christian Russo

Latest Review Update: Jun 5, 2020

Since our last review of the site:

  • Thanks to multiple updates every day, the collection has grown by thousands of scenes. 

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