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The Hair Patch Review

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Like:

bonus content
high-res pictures
some great-looking videos

Don't Like:

variable-quality content
few movies
nonexistent update schedule

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The Hair Patch is a site where you can find some very sexy ladies in their naturally hirsute state. Big, hairy mounds are the order of the day and these furry muffs will have to be parted like the Red Sea in order to get to the juicy surprise behind their dark, hairy veils.

There are many lovers of the natural hair pie and it's small wonder that so many of you exist. The sight of dew glistening off of a thick, bushy mound is absolutely inspirational and on par with watching the sun break through the clouds while a choir of angels sings in the background. TheHairPatch will make you want to lie down in moist fields of sweaty pubes and breathe in the intoxicating aromas produced by the sexy forests of pubic mounds.

There's a pretty good amount of content at this site, but the quality does vary from clip to clip, unfortunately. There are 19 videos on this site right now. They are either downloadable in average-quality Windows Media format or as great-quality MPEG clips. You also have the choice of streaming the videos in an embedded player in your browser window. The clips feature mostly hardcore content of chicks getting their bushes parted by dudes adventurous enough to venture into sexy chicks' pubic forests with tongues and cocks alike. You have to admire their tenacity, if nothing else, as they all manage to make it through all that pubic hair and get to the warm wetness below.

There are also about 90 sets of pictures. They can all be enlarged and viewed in high-res, which is nice. Some of the sets are just vid caps, so they didn't count towards the final tally. You'll get to get very up close and personal with some fantastically large mounds of hair. Much of the picture content is softcore posing.

The chicks range in age from college-aged to much older. There are incredibly hot chicks and babes that are just kind of not bad-looking. The only thing that seems to unite them is their unwillingness to shave their naughty bits.

Something I found a bit troubling about this site was that the sign up suggested that members would have access to a whole pile of bonus sites, but instead of granting access to those sites, the extras come in the form of extra videos and pictures. None of the extras have anything to do with the main content unfortunately.

There is a reasonable amount of content for those who love hirsute women and even though the quality is a bit hit and miss, lovers of The Hair Patch will probably get a kick out of this site for at least a month.