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The Nympho Review


The Nympho Porn Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

  • many good-quality videos
  • bonus sites
  • streaming and download options

Don't Like:

  • no recent updates
  • not all the sections were redesigned
  • no advanced search

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The Nympho Porn

What does it take to be a true nympho ? Well, if you really want to know, you should ask Alanna Thomas because she's a self-proclaimed nymphomaniac who documents all her XXX exploits for you on her site, which is aptly named The Nympho. This blonde amateur has a nice body, real tits and an insatiable appetite for sex. From interracial banging to facials to smoking to bondage to group sex to cum-swallowing to anal , she really does it all.

When you sign in to TheNympho, you'll see a redesigned homepage that's much more appealing. But when you venture into the video or photo section, they still have the old design, which means you'll still get thumbnails with flashing images. I enjoy this as an option when I hover my mouse over one, but having a page full of these image-scrolling thumbs kind of gave me a headache.

The videos and photos are split up into sections, but each movie also comes with "photos from video," which is just their way of saying vid caps. Not every page has the same amount of content and sometimes the content is divided into parts, so counting it all took a little time, but all told there are 132 videos and 105 photo galleries.

The quality does vary a little, but you'll find many good-quality Windows Media files. You can download the photos in Zip files and you'll find some high-res ones in the bunch, though many are low-res and look pretty mediocre. Most of the content is exclusive, while the rest is network-shared.

I get the impression that the site is rotating its content, but it's hard to tell whether new content is replacing old content or if nothing is truly new. For example, there are fewer videos and an entire section of archived cam shows was removed. But you can still see Alanna on a third-party cam site that costs extra, and she has a Twitter feed and maintains a blog. You also get access to the other nine sites in the Nymphos Network as well as acess to the TAC Network and Chick Pass Network.

Alanna is certainly into the holidays and you can see her get raunchy at Halloween, Christmas and during Mardi Gras. This babe can suck back cock like a champ and she wears cum as elegantly as a Gucci dress. Outgoing and spirited, she really has a good time with sex and you'll get off multiple times when she really gets going. No holds (or holes) are barred when it comes to this babe.

The Nympho houses a decent amount of porn. There are some design issues to be hammered out and who knows if she's adding new content anymore, but amateur babes don't come much kinkier or more experimental than Alanna Thomas. This site definitely has some hardcore amateur value.

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The Nympho Score & Stats

The Nympho Stats Scores
  • 132+ Movies (avg: 20 mins)
  • 105+ Pic Sets (300 pics-per-set)
  • No Download Limits
  • Photo Zip Sets
  • High Res Photos
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Streaming

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
Usability2/10
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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The Nympho Video Quality

Flash

768x5762031K

Flash

784x5762031K; Streaming

Windows

640x4802000K

MP4

640x4801038K

The Nympho Reviewed by: Will Peters

Latest Review Update: Aug 30, 2015

Since our last review of the site:

  • Nothing has been added to the site and it's now been more than four months since the last update.

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