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The Phatness Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

great-looking videos
high-res photos
exclusive content

Don't Like:

no download option
unclear update schedule
poor design and navigation

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When I was younger, I remember the term "phat" being an acronym for the phrase, "pretty, hot and tempting." It described any woman with a pretty face, thick ass and undeniable sex appeal. Fast-forward a few years and the term has popped up again - this time as part of a site called The Phatness. And as luck would have it, it's a site that has pretty, hot ebony BBWs with plump asses.

The main difference is that on ThePhatness, the "hot" part could easily be replaced with the word "horny." You'll see what I mean when you witness these fat chicks pouncing a big cock like it is the last slice of pizza. It's almost as if the gals are having a competition to see who can get their asses the biggest, suck dick the best and get fucked the hardest.

Perriea is an ebony BBW who tosses her name into the competition as she sucks a thick black dick on her bed. Then she assumes the doggy-style position and gets railed from the back so hard, you can see the waves of skin rippling throughout her entire body! Most of these chunky chicks get a nice hardcore workout that leaves them covered in sweat and semen.

There are 159 great-looking videos. Each can be streamed in a Flash player, but there's no download option. They last around nine minutes, which is just enough time to see a quick blowjob and one or two sex positions. You'll also find 151 photo sets with high-res images. However, like their movie counterparts, none of them can be saved.

These chicks have frames that are robust and amply filled out. But I can't say the same for the bare-bones site design. There's no banner, no graphics to hold your attention - nothing. There's also no pagination, which means you'll be scrolling through the entire collection.

How often is a new scene added? Well, since nothing is dated, your guess is as good as mine. It's a decent-sized collection, so I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and guess that it updates every so often. I certainly hope so because there is absolutely no bonus content to speak of.

The Phatness won't really wow you in terms of its look, but it does offer a nice collection of hardcore ebony BBW action at an affordable price. I just hope a download option is added soon. And if you happen to be into big beautiful women, you might also want to check out Pure BBW and Jeff's Models.