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The Swinger is a website that chronicles the adventures of a guy named Michael. He walks the earth and helps people along the way, kind of like the dog from "The Littlest Hobo" and Caine from "Kung Fu." The thing is, though, Michael only comes to the aid of couples who need to add a little spice to their love lives. Also, the only way he ever helps is by joining the couples for threesomes .
You're presented with links to all the latest scenes as soon as you land inside TheSwinger. The site also makes a point of telling you exactly how much content it offers. The number of episodes currently stands at 17 and it looks like updates come every five days, so I assume that Michael only started helping people a short time ago.
There's nothing too fancy about the videos. In fact, they have a decidedly amateur feel to them. The ones I watched all showed Michael meeting with a couple somewhere outdoors and then going back to an apartment to fuck. There's a bit of dialogue, but it isn't in English and there aren't any subtitles. However, being clueless about what the performers are saying shouldn't affect your ability to enjoy the scenes.
What might affect your enjoyment, however, is their quality. I downloaded a few and the very best of them only offers below average playback. It's sad to see, because there's some hot amateur action. You can save the movies as both full-length films and clips, but you can't stream them on the site. Also worth noting is that the flicks are only available in a Windows Media format.
The quality of the pics is much more impressive, as there are high-res images to be had. Unfortunately, they have their own problems. The main one is that none of the galleries can be downloaded in Zip files. Some of the sets are comprised of over 300 pics, so you can imagine what a nightmare it would be to save them one shot at a time.
The bonuses might just be the best thing about the website. There are lots of porn stories and you can also explore around 30 sites that make up the Overall Pass network, like Granny Funs, The Golden Rain, Vaginal Sucker.
The Swinger could be a much better site than it is. It might be worth joining if it had more to offer and its videos were more impressive, but you really shouldn't bother getting a membership until the amount of content and quality are addressed.
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Usability | 3/10 |
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Download / Streaming | N/A |
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Windows | 384x288; 353K |