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Tissue Queens Review

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Like:

good-quality videos
bonus sites
exclusive content

Don't Like:

short videos
discontinued updates
no portable formats

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I consider myself somewhat of a porn aficionado, thinking cockily that I've seen it all. Damn, was I wrong! If you can get off to it, a webmaster will build it. In this case, it's Tissue Queens, a non-nude site that uses tissues to hide a nubile babe's nips and slit.

I know what you're thinking: How does the tissue stay on? Well, my pervy friends, that comes courtesy of the element known as water. It seems like one-ply sheets would be too flimsy and fall apart, while three-ply would be too thick and not show enough to tease you, so I'm guessing they go for two-ply variety. They're made wet with handy little spray bottles that TissueQueens keeps on set. Creating tissue bikinis is definitely an original concept.

The site has a nice design and the content is well organized into separate sections for videos, photos and models. The model section is great. Not only can you link directly to the gal's content, but you also get wallpaper and a short profile that details the chick's age, height, measurements and so on. There are some iPod-compatible movies in the models area as well. Oddly enough, you won't find that option in the video area.

Speaking of the vids, there are 14 films. You can stream or download them in Windows Media format and they all offer good-quality playback. All of them are full-length, so you don't have to deal with lots of clips. Some of them are accompanied by music and others are so quiet that you can hear the mist coming out of the spray bottles. What they have in common is a hot chick being clothed and then slowly stripping and covering her privates with wet tissues.

You also get access to 57 photo sets. You can look at small, medium and large images with the last ones giving you clear high-res shots. For hands-free viewing, turn on the slideshow feature. You won't see any full-frontal nudity, but it's not hard to make out dark nipples. The wet tissue, however, does a much better job at covering up pussies, although it's possible some of these horny chicks don't necessarily need the spray bottle.

There isn't a ton of content and that isn't likely to change anytime soon since they stopped adding new material a while ago. To make up for the lack of updates, members are given access to some bonus sites like Naughty Paige, Yummi Lee, Rear Frontier and Lil Emily.

The monthly fee is reasonable and the concept is original, so the site does have some things going for it. Unfortunately, with a limited amount of content and no forthcoming updates, Tissue Queens will only keep you entertained for a rather short period of time.