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It's late 2013 as I write this, so I'm going to skip the usual fanfare about how great it is that you can take porn on the go with you on account of how mainstream that's become. What's probably not so mainstream is the ability to watch porn on your mobiles that stars chicks from the U.K. But no worries, because that's where UK Teaze Mobile comes in.
UKTeazeMobile, like its name would suggest, focuses on babes from the U.K who do a lot of teasing for you in content formatted for your mobile devices. All of the files are MP4s, while the pics are defaulted to a size that's perfect for small screens. And despite being a mobile site, you can easily jump to any page by simply typing the page number that you want (there are also arrow keys for those who just want to tap one page at a time).
However, there are still some navigational issues. The scenes are usually labeled with the performer's name followed by a number. The number indicates that it's a new scene starring her, but it's totally random as to whether it really is a new full-length scene or if it's actually a subsequent part in a series of clips that make one up. Thankfully, you can also find all scenes starring a certain model grouped together in the "babes" section, which is essentially a model index, although it doesn't list their names for some reason.
Taking into account all the partial scenes, you probably get around 300 videos and about 500 photo sets. None of the content is dated, but the order of scenes synchs up perfectly with the desktop version of UK Teaze, which shows that seven new videos are added every month.
The pics often look fantastic and the movies aren't half-bad either. A bunch of the older scenes show serious signs of color bleeding and/or have bad lighting, but the newer ones are more professionally shot and look much better. Overall, I'd say the videos look good.
As mentioned, both the movies and photos focus heavily on stripping and posing, but there's also a heck of a lot of masturbation (with and without toys), a decent amount of lesbian scenes and the occasional handjob and blowjob. It's rare, but there are also a few hardcore straight sex videos.
There are 10 bonus videos for you to take a look at and you can also access the desktop version, which gets you 15 more movies and the ability to download the main content. The extras are a nice touch, but even without them, UK Teaze Mobile will probably appeal to you if you dig hotties from the U.K.
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