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Van Der Sexxx Mobile Review


Van Der Sexxx Mobile Porn Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

  • easy navigation
  • full-length videos
  • reasonably priced

Don't Like:

  • average-looking movies
  • nonexclusive content
  • small photo collection

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Van Der Sexxx Mobile Porn

I watched a movie recently that featured a sex club called Van Der Sexxx. It was supposed to exist in Amsterdam and the film had the horny fellow getting punished by a Dommed-out Lucy Lawless, who you might know as "Xena: Warrior Princess." It was a comedy and I had a good laugh. Well, the action on Van Der Sexxx Mobile is no laughing matter and had me feeling a different kind of elation, if you catch my drift.

You can watch two black-winged angels fist each other and their demon Mistress, check out latex -clad honeys, masturbating babes and chicks being dominated by men. The dildos these honeys use aren't all that small either. (Blue Angel makes an appearance and has muff-stretching fun with a baseball bat). All the material has a kinky flavor. Spanking , "forced" blowjobs , rope bondage, DPs and fantasy threesomes can all be witnessed.

It isn't tough getting around the site. You can easily choose a movie from the big thumbnails for each scene and then click on it to start it streaming. The 44 movies looked average on the small screen of the iPod Touch I was using. It doesn't look like you get any photo sets at first, but if you tap on "see all," you'll find a link that leads you to two picture galleries.

While you're in this "see all" section, you can also browse the collection by movie and use the categories to narrow down your search. These include things like speculum play, dildo and fuck machine. It also shows you how many movies are associated with each category, but that count doesn't add up to the total amount of videos, so you might be better off going by the thumbnails to find what you're looking for.

I watched two movies of women being dominated by unforgiving Masters. They were bound, "forced" to suck dick and fucked in several imaginative ways. One girl got her boobs bound so tightly that I swear they were turning black! They went through a before and after interview, so you get to know them a bit and see how they felt about the scene.

When it comes to updating, it seems they add a new video once a week or so. There's a "more sites" area and you might think you get these as bonuses, but you don't.

Van Der Sexxx Mobile has kinky Euro fucking and speaks to those who want something out of the ordinary. The price is pretty reasonable as well. I wish the videos were slightly better in quality, though.

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Van Der Sexxx Mobile Score & Stats

Van Der Sexxx Mobile Stats Scores
  • 44+ Movies (avg: 30 mins)
  • Streaming
  • 2+ Pic Sets (10 pics-per-set)
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Photo Zip Sets
  • No High Res Photos

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
Usability4/10
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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Published: Nov 15, 2012

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