Naked News Review

They cover world news, politics, sports, entertainment and human-interest pieces. Of course, they do dabble in adult entertainment news too and interview pornstars or burlesque performers every so often, but overall, they're like any other provider with a bit more of a sense of humor.

For example, a recent segment reported that 80% of penile tissue samples tested positive for seven kinds of microplastics. Some pieces were as big as half a millimeter. As disturbing as that information might be for some viewers, the anchor put a positive spin on it. She joked that some men would be relieved that there is now a second "micropenis" definition.

The anchors may be amateur women showing off their perfect tits and perky asses, but they're also good at their jobs. While they're presenting the day's headlines, they're either fully naked or in lingerie. Sometimes, they'll be in a power suit and slowly strip as they talk. Just like a real news program, there is a green screen behind the anchors playing video or showing stock images to illustrate the story. 

It's impressive to be able to read a prompter, strip and maintain complete professionalism all at the same time. Anchor Ella Adams is especially remarkable in my opinion because even with her tits out, she seems like she could be a full-time anchor on CNN or any other major network.

What Works About Naked News?

You have several sections to explore with sorting or filtering options. For example, you can filter the Anchors index by current, past and guest. You can filter the Naked News Archive by the names of the anchors, the various segments best of clips and bloopers or by air date.

You can like the videos and share links to them with friends. The player lets you adjust the playback speed and quality, and you can also skip ahead or back by 10 seconds. There are written transcripts to read below the shows.

They don't just have news segments, though. You can check out audition videos from amateur girls who want to get into the naked news business. Some are better than others. The site's blog and multiple social media accounts provide more highlights and BTS stuff.

Regarding customer service, there is an FAQ and the billing support page links to their billers and online cancelation. There is a contact form but you can also email their support team or submit your feedback about the site. Payment options include credit card, PayPal and PaySafe cards.

What Doesn't Work On Naked News?

Since Naked News's style is a bit different from a typical porn site, you can't leave any comments or add videos to your favorites. They also don't have tags, but the search filters should be enough to help you find something specific. Besides, the whole point of the news is to stay current and up-to-date anyway. Speaking of which, the archive used to go back further (maybe even to the '90s), but these days, it's just the last five years.

There are some ads in the members' area and various upsells. For example, Naked New Live provides live and interactive feeds requiring a separate monthly subscription. There's also the Fan Zone with loads of free detailed info about the anchors along with locked content. You can subscribe to each anchor's fan club again for a monthly fee. Also, pay attention, because sometimes there's a transaction fee added to your purchase. 

Do I Recommend Naked News?

While the website has extremely limited usability features, it's less crucial given the nature of the content. Naked News is unlike any other adult site and it offers a refreshing (and sexy) take on the day's headlines. These high-quality videos will keep you updated on the world around you without having the overall sense of dread that the regular news gives you.