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Girls Are Like Chocolate Review


Girls Are Like Chocolate Porn Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

  • some good-looking movies
  • bonus sites
  • exclusive content

Don't Like:

  • streaming-only videos
  • awkward navigation
  • no longer updating

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"Girls Are Like Chocolate. You never know what you're going to get." Well, ain't that the truth. There are many flavors of women here, both amateur and more polished looking, so that tagline rings true. Many girls are making homemade videos of themselves shaking their asses and modeling lingerie and others offer more professional sets of them masturbating with toys and caressing their store-bought boobs. This tagline is also accurate in describing how the site is organized.

What do I mean by that? Well, you login and you'll see many thumbnails of babes . They have been broken down into those with photos and videos, those with just movies , and into Euro babes with photos and movies. The thing is when you pick a specific babe and click on her, you're then presented with more thumbs representing her different sets. Some have movies and some don't. It's quite an experience having to count all the material, let me tell ya!

I went through it all and I don't think I'm far off the mark when I say there are about {{numberOfVideos}} movies and around 230 photo galleries. None of the movies can be downloaded, so you're stuck streaming them. While some of the amateur flicks look pretty good, it seems like most of them offer average-looking footage. Some pics are high-res and these are mostly in the Euro girls section.

The design isn't completely bland or ugly, but it looks a bit dated. There aren't any search or filter options, so it makes it tough to find something specific. As I already mentioned, there's quite the broad range of girls. There are more homely chicks as well as some with wickedly fit bods and naughty styles. The Euro girls all have somewhat the same look, with slender bodies, smooth skin, perfectly shaved pussies and perky boobs.

As for updating, they have a few thumbs marked with a "new" symbol, but with no dates anywhere I can't be sure of when those were added. However, I can tell you the stuff marked "new" now was also marked as being "new" back in 2014, so it seems likely that updating has stopped. You can access bonus sites in the Aggressive Pass, though, so you won't run out of porn. Sites like Aggressive Videos, Nylons And Panties and Modern Glamour are a few to give you a taste.

There's a good amount of content here, but the quality needs to improve and I think the browsing experience will turn some people off. Girls Are Like Chocolate needs to work on these things before I can recommend joining, but it doesn't look like it'll be improving moving forward.

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Girls Are Like Chocolate Score & Stats

Girls Are Like Chocolate Stats Scores
  • 260+ Movies (avg: 15 mins)
  • 230+ Pic Sets (75 pics-per-set)
  • Streaming
  • High Res Photos
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Photo Zip Sets

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
Usability1/10
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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Girls Are Like Chocolate Video Quality

MP4

854x4801690K; Streaming

Flash

720x5761168K; Streaming

Girls Are Like Chocolate Reviewed by: Chris Parker

Latest Review Update: Apr 18, 2017

Since our last review of the site:

  • No new porn has been posted, so it seems that updating has stopped.

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