Mean Handjobs Review
SCORE
N/ALike:
- great-quality videos
- exclusive content
- fetish bonus sites
Don't Like:
- no recent updates
- only vid caps
- can't post comments
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You'd think anyone willing to give a dude a handjob wouldn't be considered mean. Well, the chicks doing the stroking on Mean Handjobs can be quite naughty, calling the guys names, telling them they'll cut off their balls and sometimes giving them a swift kick or knee to the 'nads. Mean enough for you? Though the dudes always get to cum in the end, so the chicks aren't completely heartless.
This man-meat manipulation site is an offering from the Fetish Network and if you're into a wide range of fetishes, you'll recognize the name. This company has brought you such BDSM gems as Elite Smothering, Amateur Bondage Videos and Jerk Off Instructors, as well as fetish sites like Pure Smoking and Nylon Fetish Videos. Why do I bring all of this up? Well, because you get access to all of it when you purchase a membership. But let's get to the meat of this particular site, shall we?
The chicks are pretty hot on MeanHandjobs and some go through costume changes during their scene. I watched a hottie go from jeans and a shirt to a skintight teddy and nude hose. The guy gets to cum all over her clothed crotch and then she leaves the room in order to retrieve her castrating tools. (Don't worry, the scene ends there, so nothing gets bloody.) While most of the videos feature one dude and one mean handjob/blowjob giver, there are a handful that give you two sexy babes to drool over.
I especially enjoyed watching two topless chicks tease a dude in a hotel room. One girl sits on his face and the other jerks him off until he gushes. This guy loves to worship ass and I'm sure you'll feel your privates stir as these two babes chit-chat away and just tease the hell out of him. They sometimes check to make sure he's still breathing and laugh at him.
There are 40 movies and you can stream and save them as MP4s that offer great-quality playback. Each movie is accompanied by vid caps. The video captures don't look sensational or anything, but they do come in handy if you want to see what a scene is like before you get comfy.
At one point you could count on getting a new flick and a fresh set of vid caps every seven days, but nothing has been posted since the end of 2015. That's unfortunate, but worse than that is the fact that a lot of the movies that were previously offered have disappeared. Full HD versions were once offered as well, but they're gone too.
The site is pretty easy to navigate, but you'll land on the network's page when you login. Just click on "our sites" and scroll down to find this one. As mentioned, there are plenty of tasty extras to check out. The site makes it easy to get around and you can save your favorite scenes to their own section so that they're easy to find at a later date.
This network always seems like a good stop to get your fetish fill and they deliver with high-quality content and an easy-to-use interface. With the removal of all those videos as well as the Full HD formats, Mean Handjobs just isn't as good as it once was.
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Mean Handjobs Score & Stats
- 40+ Movies (avg: 25 mins)
- HD Porn
- Streaming
- No Download Limits
- No 4K Videos
- No Photo Zip Sets
- No High Res Photos
Score Breakdown
| Image Quality | N/A |
| Usability | N/A |
| Updates | N/A |
| Content Amount | N/A |
| Value | N/A |
| Exclusivity | N/A |
| Download / Streaming | N/A |
| Features | N/A |
| Bonus Material | N/A |
| Rabbit Score | N/A |
Mean Handjobs Video Quality
| MP4 | 960x540; 3090K; Streaming |
| MP4 | 960x540; 3090K |