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Sex Fuck Machines Review


Sex Fuck Machines Porn Review

SCORE

N/A

Like:

  • bonus sites
  • exclusive content
  • lower monthly rebill

Don't Like:

  • no longer updating
  • low-quality videos (240p)
  • poor user experience

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Sex Fuck Machines tagline is: "Beautiful women having hardcore sex with machines!" Now, I will admit that some ladies have called me a machine in bed, but that isn't what they mean here. We're talking Sybians, Drilldos and the like.

However, while women and machines are the point of this site, I will say that the first few videos I checked out were straight hardcore scenes with no toys or machines involved (the dudes were also way too lame in their skills to be called machines). Thankfully, I did see a bunch of actual babes and machines as well, but given how poor the video quality is, there really isn't much to be thankful about when it comes to the movies .

At least the pictures look good. In fact all the photo sets I checked out were either filled with high-res images or ones that were very close to that quality. On the downside, there's no Zip file option. You can download individual images should you want to do that.

More bad news is the dated and unappealing interface and there are also issues with the navigation. You see, heading into the two video sections you're just presented with small thumbnail images. Not only that, but it looks like most of the scenes are split up into parts and you'll have to guess as to where one scene starts and another ends based on those little thumbs.

I tried to do just that and came up with about 50 videos (there are 80 thumbnails) to go along with the 105 photo sets. Oh, and nothing is dated, eithe,r so although the homepage mentions daily updates throughout the network, I have no idea when new porn was last added to this site. It seems like it was a long time ago, though, because the amounts haven't budged since our last visit. Also, we're told that the content is exclusive, but looking at it I have my doubts.

What I have no doubts about is that Sex Fuck Machines isn't a very good site. And the inclusion of the Aggressive Pass network, which gets you into a ton more hardcore sites, isn't enough to make it worth your while, especially since most of them are also suffering from low-quality content, dated designs and a lack of updates.

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Sex Fuck Machines Score & Stats

Sex Fuck Machines Stats Scores
  • 50+ Movies (avg: 20 mins)
  • 105+ Pic Sets (150 pics-per-set)
  • No Download Limits
  • High Res Photos
  • No HD Porn
  • No 4K Videos
  • No Streaming
  • No Photo Zip Sets

Score Breakdown

Image QualityN/A
UsabilityN/A
UpdatesN/A
Content AmountN/A
ValueN/A
ExclusivityN/A
Download / StreamingN/A
FeaturesN/A
Bonus MaterialN/A
Rabbit ScoreN/A

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Sex Fuck Machines Video Quality

Windows

320x240321K

Sex Fuck Machines Reviewed by: Chris Parker

Latest Review Update: May 12, 2017

Since our last review of the site:

  • Updating stopped, so the counts have remained the same.

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